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SpanklingMarch 4, 2005 11:00 PM
not_ScyessMarch 5, 2005 3:52 PM
Bob's new avant-garde vase was even better after he put the flowers in.
booriteMarch 7, 2005 12:02 PM
Today's special: filet of whore.
MikeyGMarch 7, 2005 12:10 PM
Unbeknownst to the kindergarten she was entertaining, Jennie's next trick was eating her own ass.
UnknownEricMarch 7, 2005 12:37 PM
I have no flippant comment, but I'm strangely aroused.
MikeyGMarch 7, 2005 1:08 PM
quote:I have no flippant comment, but I'm strangely aroused. There's nothing strange about it. She's hot. I want to bite the little area of darker skin near her crotch.
quote:I have no flippant comment, but I'm strangely aroused.
bipedMarch 8, 2005 8:11 PM
Jeff, Timmy, and the rest of the fellows agreed -- Miss Venitucci was the best substitute teacher ever.
kaufmanMarch 8, 2005 8:56 PM
Oh cool! They've made a sequel to A Christmas Story!
DragonXeroMarch 8, 2005 10:39 PM
quote:Oh cool! They've made a sequel to A Christmas Story!God dammit. Kaufman wins again.
quote:Oh cool! They've made a sequel to A Christmas Story!
MelkorMarch 9, 2005 11:57 AM
"And item 17 for auction: coffe table with contorsionist that shoots laser beams from her eyes. Early XVI century.We'll start the bids at 10,000 $."
Twi_primeMarch 16, 2005 1:03 AM
quote:Oh cool! They've made a sequel to A Christmas Story! *fuckin' giggles*
Twi_primeMarch 16, 2005 1:04 AM
quote:quote:Oh cool! They've made a sequel to A Christmas Story! *fuckin' giggles* whoa. wait. let me clarify. I didn't even know her name was Giggles.
quote:quote:Oh cool! They've made a sequel to A Christmas Story! *fuckin' giggles*
JESUSSANDWICHMarch 16, 2005 1:22 PM
"Why are you on that table?" asked her boyfriend.
UnknownEricMarch 16, 2005 2:36 PM
Yep. Still around.
UnknownEricMarch 16, 2005 2:39 PM
quote:Yep. Still aroused.Dammit. Aroused. Not around. Aroused.
quote:Yep. Still aroused.
MikeyGMarch 17, 2005 6:06 AM
This is the "inverted piledriver".
