California was the first state to legalize 5th-trimester abortions.

Bottle feeding? If I don't get hooty in my next meal I'm gonna...

Moments later, Baby Jessica Williams pulled the gun out of her mouth, stuck it in her mommy's, and ordered her: "Bitch, you best be givin' me some phat cash, I'm ditchin this shit joint and bouncin' to mexico."

Kurt Cobain as a baby.

"Get the video camera, honey! Pooky's about to off himself!"

I know what you're thinking: my mommy is a stupid cunt. But...well, okay, she *is* but...

With breastfeeding no longer saiting Herman Guerings hunger, mommy looks for new routes to take....unfortuantly the rest is history

"I am baby with a gun in my mouth"

^ LOL

"Quick, honey, grab the camera! Jimmy's re-enacting your favorite scene from 'Deer Hunter'!"

** "And I thought the lead in paint chips was bad"

** "Our heart felt congratulations goes out to the mother of Baby Boom who was the youngest recipient of the Darwin Awards"

** Mother: "Don't worry honey, she's aiming through the soft spot"

** "Little did Jenna Jameson's mother realize how her little girl's talent for sucking the chrome off anything would foreshadow her future career in the porn industry"

Needless to say, Gerber's new "Urban Baby Bottle" was not a success...

Baby Boom.