Greenspan as Yoda. Not my work. But what would he be saying?

"Mmm, imploded the economy is! Hard to see the down side of the market is!"

"Do not turn to the dark side of Porter's Five Forces model."

Reminds me alot of Woody Allen: "Yeah.. yeah.. yeah... ya see Mace, ... I didn't touch queen padme, she's like a daughter, ya know. yeah. well.. well. ok ok... I let her feel my lightsaber but... she asked me... I didn't offer."

Fearful of stagflation, we should be. Not really working, laissez-faire is.

"No lenses, these glasses have."

"Judge me by my size, would you? Check my bank balance you should. Loaded I am!"