TIME. Please place your pencils in your ears.
There were so many great entries, there is no way I will be able to judge this contest to everyone's satisfaction. I must therefore offer my subjective assessments and let the jeers and catcalls fall where they may.
Please limit your jeers and catcalls to one apiece. Jeers may be accompanied by reciprocal cheers, as per "TV Guide", and catcalls may be offset by whatever there is that offsets catcalls. I would suggest barking.
To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)
The Truth Award This would really happen
Goes to: drawinger
For the Comic: "Adjusting to Your Life"
Most Political
Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: "Sixty-Sixty-Sixty-Five FTCs: I Wanna be Sudated"
Funniest Comic to Nerds
Goes to: not_Scyess
For the Comic: "The Dark Side"
Most Sexual
Goes to: not_Scyess
For the Comic: "Genetics
Most Ironic
Goes to: CrunchyCheese
For the Comic: "FTC 65"
Best Pun
Goes to (tie): mandingo
For the Comic: "...too little time"
and kaufman
For the Comic: "German Chocolate Cake"
Funniest Politically Incorrect
Goes to: not_Scyess
For the Comic: "Let's Go Fry A Kike"
Most Obscure
Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: "Play It Again, Sal"
The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke
Goes to: HCRoyall
For the Comic: "The Family Secret"
Best Title
Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: "Sixty-Sixty-Sixty-Five FTCs: I Wanna be Sudated"
Best Use of Lack of Rules
Goes to: mad_matt
For the Comic: "At least I tried"
The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny
Goes to (tie): The_Kingpin
For the Comic: "I Bet I Know What I'll Be Up For"
and fizzyxl
For the Comic: "Hitlers Ghey"
The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11
Goes to: mandingo
For the Comic: "i'll compete despite all this deplorable racial humor"
Less is good! For funny short panels
Goes to: nooniepuubunny
For the Comic: "Terry Likes Concentration Camps, Don't You, Terry?"
More is good! For funny long panels
Goes to: mandingo
For the Comic: "i'll compete despite all this deplorable racial humor"
Psychic Award
Goes to: BigFrank105
For the Comic: "TO THE GAS CHAMBERS FOR YOU, MR. WHISKERS!"
My comic was: never actually made
Bonus Award
Goes to: not_Scyess
For: the highest number of good entries, such as:
/comics/not_Scyess/294048/
Creativity Award
Goes to: BigFrank105
For the Comic: "TO THE GAS CHAMBER FOR YOU, MR. WHISKERS!"
Bronze Award of Neatoness
Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: "The Reproducers"
/comics/kaufman/294404/
Silver Award of Excellence
Goes to: nooniepuubunny
For the Comic: "Terry Likes Concentration Camps, Don't You, Terry?"
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)
Goes to: possums
For the Comic: "The Hitler Bunch"
Thank you all for entering your great comics in this, my most favorite FTC ever.
