Look out! They've got ducks!

Though he couldnt be certain who the insurgents were, the Tank Commander knew... something was a fowl.

"QUACK! RUN AWAY!"
"Oh you're no fun anymore."

one of the most embarrasing photographs in military history as it is later revealed that bin laden is the second duck from the left

- "I don't understand why the insurgents keep attacking. Why don't they like us?"

-- "IIRRRRAAAAAAAAAAQ!!!"

This photo was taken moments before the patrol wiped out the obviously threatening ducks.

The cage in front is called the egg shield.

Aflac.

After the Halliburton scandal, all the military infrastructure contracts began going to Peabody Hotels.

aaaargh another suicide bomber, quick run for cover DUCK!

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shit for brains

Whenever the men saw the cook driving a tank, they knew they were having pressed duck for dinner.

The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim's 2005 draft picks in training camp.

"LOOK OUT! DUCK!"

"You boys are probably thinkin', 'Hey, they're just ducks!', but I;m not takin' any chances. I saw what that goose did to Fabio. I was THERE!"

You don't just drive a tank into a gaggle of geese! First you soften them up with mortar fire.