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LeviAJones
September 12, 2005 12:55 PM

i said you could borrow my jacket; not have it! also, i want my hat back.

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NooniePuuBunny
September 12, 2005 7:37 PM

If your brother asks to borrow your coat, give him your cloak as well.

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Spankling
September 12, 2005 10:00 PM

But if he asks to borrow your lips, be suspicious. Trust me.

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mandingo
September 12, 2005 10:05 PM

you can have your hat back when you pry it from my cold dead fingers

say Thursday? 3ish?

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Spankling
September 12, 2005 10:08 PM

Is it an ass-hat?

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HCRoyall
September 12, 2005 11:31 PM

You can have your jacket back when you return my gloves!

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flipynif1
September 13, 2005 8:30 AM

You can have your shit back when i'm good and DONE with it....

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biped
September 13, 2005 8:30 AM

Did you ever notice that when you lend someone a book, videotape, or CD, they just assume that you're giving it to them?

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HCRoyall
September 14, 2005 6:34 AM

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Did you ever notice that when you lend someone a book, videotape, or CD, they just assume that you're giving it to them?

You mean you want those back?

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boorite
September 19, 2005 2:59 PM

quote:
But if he asks to borrow your lips, be suspicious. Trust me.

Can I borrow your lips? I need them to blow me.

k thx

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PhreakyChinchilla
September 19, 2005 8:01 PM

Sorry, I burned them.

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DragonXero
September 19, 2005 8:48 PM

Just like you burned my emotions!

BURN'D!

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NooniePuuBunny
September 19, 2005 9:11 PM

And she burned Burt Reynold's left nipple after I let her borrow it. :( There went the completion of my celebrity left nipple collection.

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jes_lawson
September 19, 2005 9:17 PM

For maximum effect, you should leave those burning nipples on top of the roof at Rammstein's place. I might be late to this, but I heard they're pretty negligent about burning objects on their roof, re: water and such.

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Spankling
September 19, 2005 9:28 PM

quote:
quote:
But if he asks to borrow your lips, be suspicious. Trust me.

Can I borrow your lips? I need them to blow me.

k thx


Told yu!

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DragonXero
September 19, 2005 9:42 PM

Spankling, can I borrow your sex doll tonight?

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boorite
September 20, 2005 2:03 PM

Can I borrow your ass?

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PhreakyChinchilla
September 20, 2005 5:38 PM

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And she burned Burt Reynold's left nipple after I let her borrow it. :( There went the completion of my celebrity left nipple collection.

He still has 2 other perfectly good nipples. Take one of those. They'll never know it's not his left nipple, gooooooooooosh.

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DragonXero
September 20, 2005 10:07 PM

quote:
Can I borrow your ass?
Sorry, that belongs to Noonie.

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DexX
September 21, 2005 12:14 AM

Our housemate Quentin had a bitch of a girlfriend for over a year. When they first got together he lent her his very nice leather jacket because she was cold. She kept it, said he gave it to her, and wouldn't give it back.

Sign of things to come.

Finally, after a protracted fucked up relationship, he came home one night wearing his leather jacket. Bec and I looked at each other, then said, "Uh, Quentin, something you want to tell us?"

True story.

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25cents
September 22, 2005 8:53 AM

levi, hat jokes aren't funny to me right now, TAKE IT BACK!!!!!

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pita
September 22, 2005 4:26 PM

Years ago bunner gave a leather jacket to the daughter of one of my friends. She was about 17 at the time and crazy about bunner, who was about 42.
The jacket had a zipper pouch across the back of the neck, and when I lost contact with bunner for awhile and whenever I'd go visit my friend her daughter (god luv 'er) would get the jacket out, unzip the pouch, and say "want to smell Arthur?" because his scent lingered on the leather for years. True sexy story. :)

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DexX
September 22, 2005 9:42 PM

Yay pheromones!

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flipynif1
September 28, 2005 4:03 PM

bump to kill blt thread

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