This FTC has Li'l Cutie Pie in it. He's so cute. Everything he says and does is so mind-blowingly cute. And when he says what he says in this template, with that precious, wide-eyed look on his cute wi'l face, it's cuter than a bunch of circus elephants farting lollipops at pre-schoolers.

/comics/biped/310174/

Please finish the comic now. Here are the rules:

1. As usual, photoshop is okay as long as you refer to it as "fartoshop."
3. There is no rule #2.
4. Old comics are okay as long as the first two panels just happen to be exactly like the ones in the template.
5. No "time warp" or "alternate universe" comics, please.

And now, it is up to you to continue the cuteness.

not an entry, since it violates rule 2.
/comics/arbi/310182/

/comics/arbi/310184/

I'm deeply offended by this competition. Some things in life are sacred, such as the relationship between a boy and his mother. For shame.

310192

i've been blessed with mediocrity.

Totally fucked up the rules. Damn.

/comics/Spankling/310197/

i suppose this is the only real entry thus far

/comics/BigFrank105/310178/

/comics/HCRoyall/310221/

quote:

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I'm deeply offended by this competition. Some things in life are sacred, such as the relationship between a boy and his mother. For shame.

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You just won the "Psychic" award in advance!

310243

/comics/mandingo/310297/

THOSE COMICS ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!

yes, sick...LIKE A FOX!!

KEEP THEM UP, YEE HAW I WRANGLED ME A PINK DONKEY!!

/comics/friendy/311701/
/comics/friendy/311704/

311722

If there are no more entries within the next 24 hours, I will probably judge this then.

311898
311901

312052

/comics/flipynif1/312054/

Sorry for bad entry

Too lazy to make the first two panels, so here's the last one:

312081

Okay, I've let this one stew long enough, so here's the big, spectacular judging thingy. I will use as many of the standard awards as I, in my infinite wisdom, deem appropriate. Right, Inga?

"Söta drömmar!"

I'll take that as a "yes"!

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: HCRoyall

For the Comic: "Awlll Riight... giggidygiggidygiggidy!"

Most Political

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: "Almost Heavenly"

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: flipynif 1

For the Comic: "Numba 69" (Republicans love a good longshoreman joke!)

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic: "cats and dogs living together"

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: NGrassi22

For the Comic: "Yep, He's Still A Virgin"

Most Sexual

Goes to: BigFrank105

For the Comic: "LAWL ANAL BUM SECKS"

Most Ironic

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic: "cutie pie" (this could be considered a flashback or a prequel)

Best Pun

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic: "cats and dogs living together" (even though this one clearly BROKE THE RULES!)

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic: "Best Title"

Most Obscure

Goes to: NGrassi22

For the Comic: "Incest Today" (I don't even remember why I said that about Vince Van Patten)

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: NGrassi22

For the Comic: "...'Cause Incest With A 'S' Goes 's' Not 'c'."

Best Title

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic: "Best Title"

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: (tie) arbi

For the Comic: "cats and dogs living together"

and Spankling

For the Comic: "Cutie Pie Eating Contest"

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: NGrassi22

For the Comic: "...'Cause Incest With A 'S' Goes 's' Not 'c'."

Psychic Award

Goes to: squidrabies

For the Link: "I'm deeply offended by this competition. Some things in life are sacred, such as the relationship between a boy and his mother. For shame."

My comic was: click on link (WARNING: adult content!)

Bonus Award

Goes to: finn34

For:

/comics/finn34/310192/

because it was a good comic but I couldn't figure out any other category that it fit into.

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:

/comics/mandingo/310297/

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: HCRoyall

For the Comic:

/comics/HCRoyall/310221/

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: friendy

For the Comic:

/comics/friendy/311704/

Remember, my decisions are arbitrary and final even if they make no sense whatsoever. So congratulations, friendy! and thanks to everyone who participated.

Please remember to post the following crap in your FTC because I forgot to put it in my opening post:

To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)

Buh-bye, everybody! Buh-bye!

Thank you, Biped. :) I'll start the next FTC in a day or two.

Schnikes! 4 Awards! I'm honored, Biped.

And no, I don't remember why you said that abotu Vince. But I have about ten PMs abotu us conversign about crust, Vince Van Patten and more.

Well, whatever I said about him, I stand behind it 100%.

Crust gets more ass than Vince Van Patten's face. It might as well call itself "The 'More Than Vince Van Patten's Face' Ass Receptacle."
From biped :: 07-12-04 11:28pm ( reply :: delete )

Crust gets laid more than Vince Van Patten. It might as well call itself "Vince Van Patten Times A Million."
From biped :: 07-12-04 11:24pm ( reply :: delete )

Crust has a license to kill.
From biped :: 07-12-04 11:00pm ( reply :: delete )

I suppose so. We'll just say the crust becomes me. That should settle things.
From biped :: 07-12-04 08:13pm ( reply :: delete )

When you eat the sandwich, you become the crust.
From biped :: 07-12-04 04:26pm ( reply :: delete )

With all crust, sliced from a loaf made entirely of crust.
From biped :: 07-11-04 11:49pm ( reply :: delete )

No, you were going to say "A la peanut butter and jelly sandwiches."
From biped :: 07-11-04 09:16pm ( reply :: delete )

Viva la Milton Berle's hot buttered butt cheeks.
From biped :: 07-11-04 07:30pm ( reply :: delete )

Oh yeah, I was defending sandwich crusts. No wonder I got so worked up.

Best Title! my nipples salute you

ROR!!!!!!1

Oh dear!