I googled for "weird picture" and found this:

"Okay, I'm sorry I flashed my dick at you, but that was no reason to stab me in the arse with your scimitar!"

Even back in the days of old, girls still wanted the BIG man and made fun of those less fortunate

"Talk to the hand coz my cock ain't listenin'."

Athena gave Zeus only one thumb up because even though he had a hot body and could dance well the small dinky left her wanting more.

"Oh my gosh... I'm so embarrassed! Phyllis is next to me & I think I have body odour!" *sniff*

Tom misunderstood the meaning of Jeff’s invitation to “Compare their helmets”

My god! It IS the same size as your thumb!

"Indeed, your cock-fu is quite surprisingly strong!"

Even in ancient times, disco was a scourge upon mankind.

Centuries later, the immortal Smallus Dickus would paint himself yellow and stand around with a bunch of fairies near the bay.

"What? Thou dost not know about 'shrinkage'?"