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Kaenash
October 22, 2005 2:11 PM

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Zaster
October 22, 2005 2:28 PM

Sally looked just a little out of place at the Million Man March.

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biped
October 22, 2005 3:00 PM

Her parents must be so proud.

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Spankling
October 22, 2005 4:27 PM

Once again the asshole is just an ass-trick.

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not_Scyess
October 22, 2005 9:37 PM

It's fun to hand out signs to illiterate striking unionists.

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shank
October 22, 2005 9:56 PM

i wonder if she knows how to suck cock

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Kaenash
October 23, 2005 1:17 AM

I still was hoping for the girl who was going to explain what to do with the "*" on the sign. That seems far more interesting.

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DexX
October 23, 2005 8:29 AM

You gotta fight... for your right... to cliiiiiiiiimax!

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DragonXero
October 23, 2005 1:28 PM

If she wants me to use it, she best bring me beer.

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Kaenash
October 23, 2005 2:50 PM

If I knew how to contact her, I would try to photoshop that pic to be 'The Anus, know how to use it'

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DragonXero
October 23, 2005 5:16 PM

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Kaenash
October 25, 2005 5:07 AM

sent to kim@kimbacan.com

we'll see if she responds, good job. I can't tell at all that was photoshop. I bow to your skills.

I'd love to know how to get the text skewed like that so that it melds so well into the picture.

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DragonXero
October 25, 2005 8:43 PM

In Photoshop, just lay down your text and press "ctrl+t" to transform the text. Then just rotate it to line up with your edges there.

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Kaenash
October 25, 2005 9:32 PM

ah, I have ordered corel photoshop X. I actually use a very shitty microsoft knockoff. The tools are never where I need them to be.

I am going to try it. I have seen some absolutely brilliant changes. I posted this one on here (but it got deleted) of three teenage girls. They were fully dressed, but their t-shirts had naughty words on them that were photoshopped in. The quality of that was outstanding. It appeared to have wrinkles and even look like iron ons.

What it appeared to me, was as if they had the lettering and the artist was able to perfectly re-arange the original letters and it just so happened to spell 'jerk off on my face' perhaps with some clever manipulations.

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DexX
October 25, 2005 11:08 PM

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ah, I have ordered corel photoshop X.
You'd be better off with Adobe Paint Shop Pro.

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DragonXero
October 26, 2005 1:46 PM

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ah, I have ordered corel photoshop X.
You'd be better off with Adobe Paint Shop Pro.
No way, Jasc's Irfanview is better!

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DexX
October 27, 2005 5:57 AM

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ah, I have ordered corel photoshop X.
You'd be better off with Adobe Paint Shop Pro.
No way, Jasc's Irfanview is better!
I want to give GIMP a try, since it's free open source and all, but I don't have an Amiga any more.

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DragonXero
October 27, 2005 9:19 PM

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ah, I have ordered corel photoshop X.
You'd be better off with Adobe Paint Shop Pro.
No way, Jasc's Irfanview is better!
I want to give GIMP a try, since it's free open source and all, but I don't have an Amiga any more.
I think they have a copy for Commodore 64. You might try that out.

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DexX
October 28, 2005 5:56 AM

PHOTOSHOP IS MADE BY ADOBE, NOT COREL, YOU TIT!!!

*pant pant pant*

Sorry, did I break the chain?

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DragonXero
October 28, 2005 11:04 PM

Yes. *smack*
Now you owe me a copy of Adobe Painter.

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DexX
October 29, 2005 9:26 AM

How about FractalDesign Freehand instead?

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Kaenash
October 30, 2005 7:25 AM

PHOTOSHOP IS MADE BY ADOBE, NOT COREL, YOU TIT!!!

Paint shop pro, dude. Corel just bought it.

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DexX
October 30, 2005 8:35 AM

Well, you said Photoshop, so I went ahead and took the piss.

Taking the piss is fun.

Damn, PSP was already getting stupidly expensive. Now Corel owns it the price will double.

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thegreyman
November 8, 2005 3:35 PM

something told Mick that his bride to be might be a bit of a handfull

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