Buy an apple, become a tiger.

While Kaenash's fanatasy life is very rich, he is unfortunately the sole participant in these bizarre dress-up sessions. Fortunately, he has a huge stash of digitized Pokemon episodes to beat off to.

ZASTER46: Please is any one in the chatroom? Please IM me back.

ZASTER46: lol, my joke was already taken.

Dear Acme,

I have a complaint about the so called "temporary" body paint and ear glue that you sell.

"So thats when I decided to kill myself"

"So, little_kitty... you sound like my type of girl."

"So, HungStud69, you say you're looking for some pussy..."

The effects of remaining online for 72 hours straight were finally realized.

Harold emailed his father repeatedly, begging for some kind of paternal bonding, but it was no use; Tony the Tiger was just too bust for his bastard children.

Fuck, "bust" = "busy".

cat_girl069: OMG, s/g/b?
Tony: I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!

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cat_girl069: OMG, s/g/b?

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"I just farted"

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cat_girl069: OMG, s/g/b?

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Okay, A/S/L seriously took me 3 months to figure out. What the fuck is s/g/b?

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"Hot teen girl, living in New York, looking for a young stud to take naked pictures of me"

The wonderfull thing about Tiggers & Tiggers are wonderful things, our feet are made out of rubber, our tails are made out of springs....unfortunately we know sod all about reconfiguring harddrives!

Damn i've been outbid on that freshly killed antelope carcass, bloody last minute bidders!