Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run awaaaaay...

Ruddy always teetered on the border of the "don't tell" part of the rule.

Pvt. Morrissey, reporting for duty.

What an intelligent face. I bet two seconds after the pic was taken he ate the flower and said "Mooooo...."

The Finnish Navy's budget for firearms had run out by the time Maarko enlisted; they were relyng on outdated 60's technology called "Flower Power"

When asked how big his penis was Erki just smiled and quietly held up a rose to demonstrate.

Sven was later selected for an elete combat and espionage unit. After training for ten years to strangle people with their own kidneys, he went to hunt down the losers who made fun of his photo on that comic strip site...

ekkkkk!!! *looks behind back*

"Look what I pulled out of my own ass! haha..how did that get in there?"

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Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run awaaaaay...

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...and Dave Foley as Gilligan.

I made this rose myself from the foreskin of last lover... the one that laughed at my hat.

A rose for your hose.

Rumour has it some girls like the taste of sea men.

When asked if he was worried about going overseas to fight in the war, Alfred E Newman was quoted as saying "What, me worry?"

i think matclarke meant to post this in the "SC.com Picture Thread"

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"Look what I pulled out of my own ass! haha..how did that get in there?"

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To help mollify the grief of family members, the Finnish Navy breaks the news with a singing telegram.