I am a Colossal Greek – Forum Archive : stripcreator

Forum archives » Caption Mountain » I am a Colossal Greek

Kaenash November 9, 2005 12:08 AM
Post #199861	link

little_kitty November 9, 2005 3:37 AM	Kinda resembles John Goodman...
Post #199867	link

theReverend November 9, 2005 8:51 AM	I think I would buy a home purely for the opportunity to display that fantastic "piece" in front of it. I also think I would color the water red for extra SPICE. I mean, obviously a man of that stature would crack the shell and significantly damage the innards of that unfortunate tortoise. That really isn't a caption, is it?
Post #199905	link

Kaenash November 9, 2005 9:16 AM	Mulier , Operor non perturbo mihi. EGO sum inrideo meus turtle. Commodo discedo vel meus penis ero molior
Post #199921	link

flipynif1 November 9, 2005 9:34 AM	"It started as a zit" said the turtle
Post #199939	link

Kaenash November 9, 2005 9:46 AM	Somewhere in 390 BC, the first stripcreator comic is produced: "So you want me to sit my ball sack on this turtle for how long?" "Just until I can sculpt your likeness, c'mon it will be a good joke"
Post #199950	link

Spankling November 9, 2005 10:15 AM	Hewwww! I got a turtle head pockin' out!
Post #199961	link

kaufman November 9, 2005 10:29 AM	Oh my god, they've reincarnated Catherine the Great!
Post #199965	link

NastyPope November 9, 2005 12:54 PM	quote: Kinda resembles John Goodman... Riding Rosanne Barr
Post #199984	link

Kaenash November 9, 2005 3:15 PM	"Wait! God..please don't turn me to a pillar of salt while I am in this posi..." The last words Sophaclerios every said.
Post #200003	link

HCRoyall November 11, 2005 6:41 AM	"No honey! This isn't what it looks like! Okay, I AM sitting naked on a big tortoise. Bu I can explain!"
Post #200396	link

Kaenash November 11, 2005 6:46 AM	[bold]A Not True Story [/bold] [bold]HCROYALL'S Friend [/bold]: "HCRoyall, do you have wood? OMG..you have sprouted an erection while staring at this statue!" [bold]HCROYALL[/bold]:"Nuh-uh!" [italic]It is not true, because HCROYALL doesn't have friends. [/italic]
Post #200403	link

Kaenash November 11, 2005 6:47 AM	A Not True Story HCROYALL'S Friend : "HCRoyall, do you have wood? OMG..you have sprouted an erection while staring at this statue!" HCROYALL:"Nuh-uh!" It is not true, because HCROYALL doesn't have friends. lets tell the story one more time, while I try to remember these codes.
Post #200405	link

kaufman November 11, 2005 9:19 PM	Smile! You're on candied Gamera!
Post #200570	link

mandingo November 11, 2005 9:57 PM	"make haste, my trusty steed! we must ride through the night to warn of the insurgence!"
Post #200576	link

DragonXero
November 12, 2005 5:04 AM

quote:
Mulier , Operor non perturbo mihi. EGO sum inrideo meus turtle. Commodo discedo vel meus penis ero molior

Mmmm, InterTran translations.
Not even as effective as babelfish most of the time. My god, I swear it doesn't even decline stuff. It just goes with the first-person present personal ending.

I was wondering why this was so freaking impossible to translate. I figured out what you were going for in the first two sentences: "Woman, don't disturb me. I'm riding on my turtle." I have no idea what you were trying to say in the third sentence though.

It doesn't help that in translating back, it converts all the first-person verbs into infinitives.

Post #200598

link

LuckyGuess November 12, 2005 2:57 PM	Wonder twin powers, activate!
Post #200692	link

Kaenash November 12, 2005 11:59 PM	[q]Woman, don't disturb me. I'm riding on my turtle."[/q] haha. I am glad some one noticed that one!
Post #200790	link

Kaenash February 5, 2006 8:04 PM	someone visited my statue!
Post #211661	link

bunnerabb February 6, 2006 4:30 AM	And thusly were the words "No photographs, please!" uttered for the first time.
Post #211706	link

Namgubed February 6, 2006 2:51 PM	Stop! In the naaaame of loooooove ...
Post #211755	link

Rabid_Weasle February 6, 2006 4:26 PM	..
Post #211772	link

Forum archives » Caption Mountain » I am a Colossal Greek