Forum archives » More Comic Competitions » FTC 79: Belly-Bongo Is Super Bad

biped
December 10, 2005 12:59 PM

For this FTC I am graciously offering you a choice of three templates. You may use one or all of them. Isn't that nice of me? I know what you're thinking -- "Wow! He's the greatest." Ha, ha, I agree.

/comics/biped/327451/
/comics/biped/327452/
/comics/biped/327454/

Rules:

1. You cannot change anything whatsoever about the existing panels.
2. No photoshop.
3. You can use photoshop if you want.
4. Template #1 can be a 2 or 3 panel comic.
5. You can change anything whatsoever about the existing panels, as long as you don't mind being DISQUAYLFED!!!

To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)


HYPNO-BABY COMMANDS YOU TO ENTER THIS CONTEST.

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cpausti
December 10, 2005 2:10 PM

327474

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BigFrank105
December 11, 2005 12:15 AM

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theReverend
December 11, 2005 7:43 AM

327595
There's no way by fuck I'm posting any links of any kind. Disquaalude me if you must.

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drawinger
December 11, 2005 10:31 AM

327621

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lukket
December 11, 2005 11:04 AM

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Smarmulus
December 11, 2005 1:04 PM

I wonder how young hipster Lara7 feels about her forum users "likeness" being used in so many comics as the archetypal mother?

/comics/Smarmulus/327647/

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80_Million_Fleas
December 11, 2005 2:50 PM

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finn34
December 11, 2005 8:41 PM

327721

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friendy
December 12, 2005 1:33 PM

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biped
December 22, 2005 7:43 PM

What a shitty turn-out for this contest!

Well, thanks to all who have entered. Judging will take place in a day or two. If you have any last minite entries, now is the time to post them!!!!!

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biped
December 25, 2005 8:14 AM

Well, there weren't a lot of entries, but they were all very good. And I hate it when they're all very good, because that makes it harder to judge the contest.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: drawinger

For the Comic: "Why Drawinger can't win contests"

Most Political

Goes to: cpausti

For the Comic: "Finnish t3h Cawmik"

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: finn34

For the Comic: "The Trooth"

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: cpausti

For the Comic: "Finnish t3h Cawmik"

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: frendy

For the Comic: "An Optimist"

Most Sexual

Goes to: 80_Million_Fleas

For the Comic: "I'm still dumb! Horray!"

Most Ironic

Goes to: lukket

For the Comic: "Another Dead Kennedy bites the Dust"

Best Pun

Goes to: Smarmulus

For the Comic: "if a chap should quit, ick"

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: TheReverend

For the Comic: "She must be coming up the stairs or something."

Most Obscure

Goes to: drawinger

For the Comic: "Why Drawinger can't win contests"

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: Smarmulus

For the Comic: "if a chap should quit, ick"

Best Title

Goes to: TheReverend

For the Comic: "She must be coming up the stairs or something."

Bonus Award

Goes to: finn34

For:

/comics/finn34/327721/

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: 80_Million_Fleas

For the Comic:

/comics/80_Million_Fleas/327675/

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: cpausti

For the Comic:

/comics/cpausti/327474/

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: BigFrank105

For the Comic:

/comics/BigFrank105/327566/

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

BELLY-BONGOS FOR EVERYONE!!!

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ArtemisStrong
December 25, 2005 9:27 AM

I noticed you got irritated with having to swap back and 'fro with the bold tags about halfway through that them there post.

Hey, I'm just sayin' I noticed is all.

Can't harm a fella for a-noticin', now kin yah?

I's reckonin' 'pon fixin' that homesteader place up e'ern from the Halsley joint an' makin' me an' ma a right place to set choo up der and have ahselves a proper time up there, yon the crik aways.

Well woooooo-weee! Br'er rabbih, he got heself in a big mess o trobow dat times, I tells you true. Now, you lookey here, you say "Po' ol' man, gihm some chay', help im out, like deh good sam." Well, I tells yah, you can gih money, yah, but I'll give you somepin in return. Is a bussiness deal, right boy? You want suh weed? Huh? Some coke? Howbout a girl? I kin finna girl to lay with. No? You like men? You one uh dem fairies? I kin suck it good, right sure ree! No? Good, good. I mean, I'd do it for deh money, but I... heh! Well, anyways, Br'er rabbih, he was just a hoppin' up Juniper Bush Alley when along comes a toad by name of Parker Posey, and... where's you going?

What, you got a problem with Parker Posey?

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BigFrank105
December 25, 2005 9:38 PM

I'll get the next FTC up tommorow. Hopefully I can make it a good one.

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biped
December 25, 2005 11:34 PM

quote:
Can't harm a fella for a-noticin', now kin yah?


Yes!!!! I can administer a million harms for anything that suits me!!!!

HARM, HARM, HARM!!!!!!

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