Funny how a pair of boobs would ground legs and arms like that...

Her name was Willow. She resembled a chestnut tree, guys would always try to palm her. This made Willow weep. Soon her bush would become a fir and hopefully make her more poplar with the boys.

"Hiyee! I'm Chrissy and I want to go into nursing. They say I'm a natural."

Little known fact: She lost her job today because her tits were on time, but she was fifteen minutes late!

Her waste is thin because nothing grows in the shade

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Her waste is thin because nothing grows in the shade

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Rated a 5 and a 5 in government crash tests.

If she falls in the forest and there is nobody around....
would it be wrong for me to run in and cop a feel?

Discuss....Hypothetically speaking of course...

"what dudes who pretend to be chicks on the internet, think they look like"

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If she falls in the forest and there is nobody around....
would it be wrong for me to run in and cop a feel?

Discuss....Hypothetically speaking of course...

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Teh cows will have some competition.

No, you may NOT borrow my sweaters.

if you go down to the woods tonight your in for a fuck off huge pair off tits

Terrorists will stop at nothing to smuggle weapons of mass destruction into the U.S.

48 hours later, the men who had implanted the bags of coke in Tina's breasts were arrested. When asked how law enforcement knew she was a mule, officers replied: "You're a moron."

she got an "F" in gym class 'cuz she couldn't do push-ups!

She's up for her fifteenth breast enlargement operation.

She went in for stomach bypass surgery, and the surgeon accidently re-routed the food to her tits!

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She went in for stomach bypass surgery, and the surgeon accidently re-routed the food to her tits!

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I'd like to stick my head between her tits and play with them for five or six hours, and then hump them.

Sorry, I couldn't think of anything funny.

Her breasts aren't really that big. Those are actually two Mexican midgets she's smuggling into the US inside her blouse. They are the happiest midgets on Earth.

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I'd like to stick my head between her tits and play with them for five or six hours, and then hump them.

Sorry, I couldn't think of anything funny.

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"i reckon i'll take the bigguns. uh huh."

She's thinking to herself, if I let go of this tree I'm going to fall flat on my face - well not exactly FLAT on my face.

I think she'd bounce.

She's so dumb, she can't count to 22 without taking of her top!

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I think she'd bounce.

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Yeah, I'd like to suck her nipples and play with her titties, too!

You're on your own there. Enjoy!

other less-blessed girls were quick to point out that its whats on the inside that counts. little did they know that inside hers were not just milk but Lucky Charms and a complete table setting

Tina's boyfriend found it more and more difficult to NOT cum on her tits.

Winner of the 2006 "Hello! My face is up here!" award is...

I know, I know, it's not Photoshop Valley, but I couldn't resist...

S/he'd still bounce but maybe with a 'clank' now!

if you look closely, you can see where she hid the two peas under her sweater

I don't really have a caption to write.  I just want to check out her ta-ta's again!

Does bear repeating, yes.

Redefining Tit Envy Since 2008

or

 You can animate it, have her nodding with a saucy smirk and wink, going, Fuck yeah, baby, they're real...

or

hang a sign over her head going Silicon Wanted send applications here.

Mm, not sure if I can think of anymore off the top of my head.