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miss hardy couldn't count with real numbers, but no one cared.

"Add yet another student who has worked one out to one of my lectures."

And then she found out what her chalk was made of.

Jill never understood what all the other models found so exciting about doing lines

That's one more in the face before I got his pants down past his knees. Maybe I should keep my shirt on until we're safe in bed with the light off.

That's enough about your personal life, Spankling. When are you going to post a caption for the picture?

Actually, that's her tally of victories in our wrestling matches. But I still say it's not fair that the match ends with the winner sitting on the losers face. I mean, what's my motivation for winning again?

Caught in the act: The bitch who ruined my etch-a-sketch