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Inflatable_Man
June 18, 2006 12:09 PM

It's spring and you know what that means! A new wave of mouth-breathing, ass-pirating, technically down-syndrome n00bz provides us with yet another provocative argument for abortion.

Here's a sampling of the sudden outcrop of ytmnd rejects who have brought it upon themselves to subject us to their biting wit and stunning intellect. Clicking on each mongoloid will provide you with invaluable insight on why post-pregnancy abortion is needed now more than ever.

goldenchild
Redeye
sebra
Woodchipper

Their main haunt seems to be the RMDC forum (quickly turning into the Monopoly-equaivalent of "Old Kent Road") which is being clogged with their constant and unique barrage of ... well... retardation.

There's others of course. But those are the main offenders. Marvel at their breath-taking lameness.

I would worry about them procreating and spreading their horrible seed to future generations, but they're all guaranteed to be virgins for life.

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HCRoyall June 18, 2006 1:08 PM	Hallelujah! Tell it, Brother!
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AngryAmerican June 18, 2006 2:31 PM	i'll get my torch and pitchfork and meet you by the castle.
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Inflatable_Man June 18, 2006 5:47 PM	Add the panty-sniffing fucktard known as Vegeta27 to the list. He's obviously the brains of the outfit.
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niteowl June 18, 2006 7:27 PM	quote: ytmnd rejects AAAH! Kaenash lives! AAAH!
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dcomposed June 18, 2006 9:12 PM	these people are easy enough to avoid. it is kind of not nice making a thread about how dumb they are.
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Humpenstein June 18, 2006 9:47 PM	Perhaps a thread about you would be more feasable.
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LuckyGuess June 18, 2006 9:48 PM	Feasible.
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crabby June 18, 2006 9:58 PM	It still doesn't seem like the right word to use. Maybe use "appropriate" instead.
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Hari_Nezumi June 18, 2006 10:28 PM	I recommend that everyone go to my user info page and read Redeye's comment. It will change your life.
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DragonXero June 18, 2006 11:07 PM	I suggest everyone have an orgy. At once.
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ivytheplant June 18, 2006 11:19 PM	I like that idea.
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crabby June 18, 2006 11:23 PM	quote: I recommend that everyone go to my user info page and read Redeye's comment. It will change your life. I think he may be onto something.
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Inflatable_Man June 19, 2006 12:24 AM	Hey dcom, any luck losing that virginity yet? No? Hmmn. Too bad. Keep trying. One of these days that personality will win over someone! lol, kidding.
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crabby June 19, 2006 12:29 AM	Anyone remember the short lived, "help buy dcom a hooker fund?"
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Inflatable_Man June 19, 2006 12:39 AM	lol... I just remember him and boinky whining in IRC about how lonely they were. It was like being at a fat girl's house during prom. It would usually go like this... boinky: I'm fat. :-( dcom: shut up. I'm gay. no one will have sex with me. not even gay ppl.
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crabby June 19, 2006 12:40 AM	Boinky sure was fat. hahahahahaha
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BigFrank105 June 19, 2006 6:41 AM	quote: Boinky sure was fat. hahahahahaha he had bigger titties than Kitty
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little_kitty June 19, 2006 1:02 PM	quote: Anyone remember the short lived, "help buy dcom a hooker fund?" I remember contribuiting to that fund. I think I chipped in $5 or something.
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xxausrottenxx June 19, 2006 1:03 PM	ive still never seen her boobs
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boorite June 19, 2006 2:15 PM	quote: It's... a new wave of... ass-pirating... I would worry about... destroying my reputation... ...
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BigFrank105 June 19, 2006 2:19 PM	quote: ive still never seen her boobs Nothing special :(
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Inflatable_Man June 19, 2006 3:35 PM	quote: ive still never seen her boobs Lucky you.
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Inflatable_Man June 19, 2006 3:38 PM	Oh, I thought you were talking about boinky's. I have no opinion on kitty's, having never seen those mammery glands either.
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biped June 19, 2006 9:07 PM	Vegeta27 is nice.
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not_Scyess
June 19, 2006 9:27 PM

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Their main haunt seems to be the RMDC forum (quickly turning into the Monopoly-equaivalent of "Old Kent Road") which is being clogged with their constant and unique barrage of ... well... retardation.

I've read a few of these threads and here's how they go:

noob: [posts some lame-ass comic]
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision

See a pattern here?

If you're being annoyed by noobs, it's clearly your own fault. I don't know why you like to keep encouragin them. Do you enjoy going back and forth with people who have the IQ of salad? Y'all must, because y'all keep doing it.

I have no sympathy for anyone annoyed by these people. If you stick your head into a thread and get shit in your hair, don't blame the noobs if you have to shampoo extra thorougly more than once.

This has been said many times before in four (and a half) little words: "Don't feed the trolls." Pay attention, people.

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ivytheplant June 19, 2006 9:39 PM	But that would make sense.
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Hari_Nezumi June 19, 2006 9:43 PM	quote: If you're being annoyed by noobs, it's clearly your own fault. Hey, maybe IT'S YOUR FAULT SHUT UP! I HATE YOU!!! runs off crying
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crabby June 19, 2006 9:45 PM	quote: quote: If you're being annoyed by noobs, it's clearly your own fault. Hey, maybe IT'S YOUR FAULT SHUT UP! I HATE YOU!!! runs off crying noob
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BigFrank105 June 19, 2006 9:47 PM	If sebra hadn't started that thread, I'd only have 34 posts.
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crabby June 19, 2006 9:48 PM	quote: If sebra hadn't started that thread, I'd only have 34 posts. noob
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BigFrank105 June 19, 2006 9:51 PM	I'm a Noob Saibot! HAH!!!
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crabby June 19, 2006 9:54 PM	quote: I'm a Noob Saibot! HAH!!! noob: [posts some lame-ass comment] reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
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BigFrank105 June 19, 2006 9:55 PM	[posts some lame-ass comment]
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crabby June 19, 2006 9:58 PM	responds with warranted yet pointless derision
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BigFrank105 June 19, 2006 10:16 PM	ouch :(
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crabby June 19, 2006 10:17 PM	responds with warranted yet pointless derision
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DragonXero June 20, 2006 12:21 AM	interjects with equally warranted yet pointless derision.
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crabby June 20, 2006 12:22 AM	Acknowledges pointless derision.
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Inflatable_Man
June 20, 2006 6:33 AM

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If you're being annoyed by noobs, it's clearly your own fault.

You obviously haven't seen sebra's thread yet. He's found an ingenious loop-hole where instead of waiting for a reg to respond with derision, he responds to himself over... and over... again.

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=215874

Out of that 45 page thread of wasted bandwidth, perhaps 10% of it is from someone other than sebra.

The noobs are evolving, you see. They're getting smarter... like the raptors in Jurassic Park. They're always finding new ways to piss us off. So instead of saying "don't feed the trolls" who in fact are feeding their own stupidity most of the time, we actually BAN them?

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ivytheplant June 20, 2006 8:56 AM	But that would make sense.
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LuckyGuess June 20, 2006 9:41 AM	Sebra'd be back. There are 138 more, you know.
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crabby June 20, 2006 9:50 AM	IP ban.
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boorite June 20, 2006 10:07 AM	I've enjoyed my discussions with sebra. We explore such issues as who wuld win a fihgt wolvarien or an armey tank
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crabby June 20, 2006 10:20 AM	I think sebra is pretty funny in his own way. He also keeps it all to his thread for the most part, which make it very easy to avoid if it bothers you. For those of us that go to view to see what the lil bastard says next, keep looking towards the sky.
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boorite June 20, 2006 12:21 PM	quote: is stfu n00b lol
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Hari_Nezumi June 20, 2006 12:55 PM	quote: I've enjoyed my discussions with sebra. We explore such issues as who wuld win a fihgt wolvarien or an armey tank That made me giggle.
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not_Scyess
June 20, 2006 3:42 PM

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If you're being annoyed by noobs, it's clearly your own fault.

You obviously haven't seen sebra's thread yet. He's found an ingenious loop-hole where instead of waiting for a reg to respond with derision, he responds to himself over... and over... again.

He can do that until the thread eats up more disk space than Hari_Nezumi's porn collection, and it still wouldn't bother you if you JUST DON'T READ IT. I looked in the thread once, and learned my lesson. What terrorist organization is holding a gun to your head forcing you to read sebra's thread?

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So instead of saying "don't feed the trolls" who in fact are feeding their own stupidity most of the time, we actually BAN them?

People get banned around here, don't they? But I don't think you should ban someone for posting stupid shit in a single thread that can easily be ignored.

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BigEvilDan June 20, 2006 3:56 PM	quote: I've enjoyed my discussions with sebra. We explore such issues as who wuld win a fihgt wolvarien or an armey tank WOLVAREEN WUD WIN IN A FIGHT U N00B HE IS MADE OF ADDAMNTEM!!!!!1 Remember to tune in for next week's exciting debate: The Enterprise vs. the Death Star vs. Star Jones
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BigFrank105 June 20, 2006 3:58 PM	I just asked sebra who would win in a fight: Ted Danson or the entire Chinese army. I am eagerly awaiting his answer.
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