"Good thing we tested the transporter on this guitar first, Captain."

Let's see Rick Nielson try to play THAT.

Eric Clapton's only fear.

Can you give me a G? And about 6 hours? I'm a bit out of tune.

A Guitar Darkly

(that'll make sense after you've seen the movie)

(still won't be funny)

When guitar cousins marry.

Do you have this in pink?

The guitar finally convinced his girlfriend to have a three way with the guitar from down the hall.

Anyone who figures out how to play all parts of this guitar becomes immortal and has to go around chopping the heads off anyone else who figured it out.
So far, Steve Vai is contemplating chopping his own head off for the fun of it.

And for the rest of his life, Syd Barrett never touched another guitar.

I ordered a TWELVE string, you fucking dyslexic.

Whaddya MEAN you already ran my credit card?!

HELP MEEEEEEE!!

heeeellllppp meeeeee!

it would be impossible to learn it unless it was playeed by aliens with 5 arms

Holy fuck

Chuck Norris can play Smoke on the Water on that bitch.

THANK YOU CHERNOBYL!!
GOODNIGHT!!

So many strings, so little time.

Not too many people know that making guitars was one of Pablo Picasso's many hobbies.