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gabe_billings February 17, 2007 10:02 PM	383758 Seriously. That's totally what happened.
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Scyess February 17, 2007 10:55 PM	Welcome back. Just in time for the Stripperfest in Chicago (April 20-22). Sign up on the WIKI!
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Rabid_Weasle February 18, 2007 6:12 PM	Can you say Wirthling sucks for old times sake?
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ivytheplant February 18, 2007 6:21 PM	I've heard many a story about the exploits of this gabe fellow from boorite. Okay, no I haven't, but I'd like to think there's some sort of wacky adventures that went on in the olden days. Especially any that involve a rubber chicken and barrel of monkey parts.
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gabe_billings February 18, 2007 8:11 PM	Wirthling Sucks!
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gabe_billings February 18, 2007 8:13 PM	Also, anything boorite says about me is a lie. Except for the thing about us getting married. He was the bitch and I was the butch. That part is all true.
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ivytheplant February 18, 2007 9:45 PM	quote: gabe_billings wrote: Also, anything boorite says about me is a lie. Except for the thing about us getting married. He was the bitch and I was the butch. That part is all true. That explains why he wanted to wear the wedding dress last year...
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LuckyGuess February 19, 2007 3:04 AM	Screenshot taken and archived.
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boorite February 19, 2007 11:59 AM	Gabe felches apes.
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KajunFirefly February 19, 2007 12:10 PM	Is it just me, or did it suddenly get more bald in here?
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gabe_billings February 20, 2007 9:10 PM	It sure did... Right after your mom dropped her pants. Zing!
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DragonXero February 20, 2007 10:16 PM	What smells like Gabe in here?
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Hari_Nezumi February 21, 2007 11:57 AM	quote: gabe_billings wrote: It sure did... Right after your mom dropped her pants. Zing! Awesome.
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jes_lawson February 21, 2007 5:13 PM	Still needs more sodomy.
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gabe_billings February 23, 2007 7:47 AM	I love the smell of cornholing in the morning.
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ObiJo
February 23, 2007 10:27 AM

Gabe, you old cunt, how are you! Remember that time we almost hitchhiked across america? Or that time we almost stole that RV? Or that time you told me how awesome it was that I nearly crashed the site with that 200-comics-in-a-single-post thread? Or that time you said "All aboard the good ship ObiJo!" Or that time you made me fucking Asner in a fucking chart. You and your goddamn charts.

How's your whale of a kid? (I read your blog once.) What have you been up to? You used to post on here voraciously, what the fuck happened? Did you and Brad cross that just-friends line and sleep together, but then felt awkward afterward? Anyway, good to see you again. You're one of my favorite online people, let alone one of the funniest damn comics ever to grace this site. We just need to get wirthling posting in this thread and the Three Amigos ride again. (If anyone's interested, I'll be the Asner-esque Amigo.)

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ivytheplant February 23, 2007 10:42 AM	The funny thing is, I always thought ObiJo was a girl.
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wirthling February 23, 2007 11:07 AM	Y'know, I was just surfing the web and caught an intense whiff of gay coming from stripcreator's direction and had to come and see what was causing it. Now it all makes sense.
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wirthling February 23, 2007 11:29 AM	Isn't having you as a father torture enough?
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ObiJo February 23, 2007 11:49 AM	That's not even his real son. He just uses that one for photoshoots. His real son is big as a house and bald as your Aunt Stumpy. And usually sitting in a tractor.
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Tobor February 23, 2007 6:38 PM	quote: gabe_billings wrote: I love the smell of cornholing in the morning. Me too, old buddy. Me too.
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ivytheplant February 23, 2007 8:15 PM	quote: jes_lawson wrote: Still needs more sodomy.
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pita February 24, 2007 9:14 PM	Now's a good time to pop in and say hi. How's Mrs. Wirthling?
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Spankling February 25, 2007 9:26 PM	quote: gabe_billings wrote: Wirthling Sucks! Yes, but by now he's gotten quite good at it.
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NeoVid February 27, 2007 2:24 PM	I missed Gabe, but next time I'll aim for the head. With all the light shining off of it, it should be an easy target.
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ivytheplant February 28, 2007 11:09 PM	What? You don't recognize the photo from your New Year's party? I could have sworn I sent you a copy.
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wirthling March 1, 2007 2:17 PM	quote: pita wrote: Now's a good time to pop in and say hi. How's Mrs. Wirthling? The wirthlings are groovy as ever, which is pretty damn groovy in my completely objective opinion. How you doin'?
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gabe_billings March 4, 2007 3:19 PM	The wirthlings are groovy as ever, What he means is his wife left him for the UPS man and he's currently living at the Howard Johnson's on route 9. Also, since he's been fired from his job for stealing pencils he's turning tricks at the Greyhound station to make cash to pay for food.
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gabe_billings March 4, 2007 3:44 PM	I just realized that I've never deleted anything Stripcreator related. All the Photoshop contests, naked pictures of wirthling, audio files of Brad sleeping... It's all there. If anyone wants to take a walk down memory lane, take a peek in here: http://woodenbadger.com/lowpass/
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vichyssoisegirl March 4, 2007 3:50 PM	Did you know ObiJo was in love with me? And that Gabe and I are the same person? gay
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vichyssoisegirl March 4, 2007 3:53 PM	That post was funnier when the [cough] [/cough] tags I put around the word 'gay' were still there.
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Spankling March 4, 2007 4:59 PM	quote: vichyssoisegirl wrote: Did you know ObiJo was in love with me? And that Gabe and I are the same person? You are just trying to brake my heart. Twice.
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gabe_billings March 4, 2007 5:20 PM	You were in love with me too, weren't you? Man... you guys. The good ol' sub_m7 days. Good times...
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ObiJo
March 4, 2007 5:27 PM

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gabe_billings wrote:

I just realized that I've never deleted anything Stripcreator related. All the Photoshop contests, naked pictures of wirthling, audio files of Brad sleeping... It's all there. If anyone wants to take a walk down memory lane, take a peek in here:
http://woodenbadger.com/lowpass/

ah, yeah. here it is. main vein me

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Spankling wrote:

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vichyssoisegirl wrote:
Did you know ObiJo was in love with me? And that Gabe and I are the same person?
You are just trying to brake my heart. Twice.

the funny part about that is that to convince me he was vichyssoisegirl, he put up a quick page on gabe billing's known site (wooden badger) that said "It's me, you cunt!" and then linked me to it. so then the next day i saw him on irc so logged in as gabe_2 and asked who the hell was imitating me and when he started to raise a protest, i said i could prove i was gabe and then linked them to the same page he'd linked me to and hadn't changed. then for bonus points i did it a couple days later in irc when new people were around because the felch blender still hadn't changed the page. lool. at that point he finally changed it to 'obijo sucks monkey balls' or something

which is completely true. ask any good-looking monkey

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Rabid_Weasle March 5, 2007 7:42 AM	quote: gabe_billings wrote: I just realized that I've never deleted anything Stripcreator related. All the Photoshop contests, naked pictures of wirthling, audio files of Brad sleeping... It's all there. If anyone wants to take a walk down memory lane, take a peek in here: http://woodenbadger.com/lowpass/ Fucking HOT!
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BigFrank105 March 5, 2007 9:04 AM	quote: gabe_billings wrote: I just realized that I've never deleted anything Stripcreator related. All the Photoshop contests, naked pictures of wirthling, audio files of Brad sleeping... It's all there. If anyone wants to take a walk down memory lane, take a peek in here: http://woodenbadger.com/lowpass/ I like those pictures of "Karen"
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boorite March 5, 2007 10:29 AM	I remember posing for that, back when I had the body for it.
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gabe_billings March 5, 2007 12:35 PM	Too bad the Nutrisystem worked.
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wirthling March 5, 2007 1:51 PM	Gabe's fantasies are quite disturbing.
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gabe_billings March 5, 2007 3:37 PM	I don't think I made that one. But it didn't stop me from getting a four foot wide blowup made to hang on my ceiling.
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Rabid_Weasle March 5, 2007 5:37 PM	Gabe makes science fun!
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Rabid_Weasle March 5, 2007 5:41 PM	P.S. What the fuck?
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wirthling March 5, 2007 8:33 PM	quote: Rabid_Weasle wrote: P.S. What the fuck? Doesn't everyone have that dream?
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gabe_billings March 5, 2007 9:01 PM	That was from the most vile Photoshop contest ever.
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BigFrank105 March 6, 2007 12:19 PM	Nothing says "vile" like cartoon unshaved cartoons.
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mmyers March 16, 2007 9:21 AM	quote: gabe_billings wrote: That was from the most vile Photoshop contest ever Holy crap that made the morning fly by.
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boorite March 16, 2007 4:32 PM	quote: mmyers wrote: quote: gabe_billings wrote: That was from the most vile Photoshop contest ever Holy crap that made the morning fly by. In the same way that Taco Bell makes digestion fly by.
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pita March 24, 2007 1:31 PM	quote: wirthling wrote: quote: pita wrote: Now's a good time to pop in and say hi. How's Mrs. Wirthling? The wirthlings are groovy as ever, which is pretty damn groovy in my completely objective opinion. How you doin'? I'm sad... I miss Kaufman, he's disappeared off the face of the earth. So has DexX. And Obi has no use for me anymore. And bunnerabb... is still the same.
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ObiJo March 25, 2007 5:39 AM	quote: pita wrote: And Obi has no use for me anymore. the hell i don't. you're to distract the Baldwin clan with small talk whilst the rest of us approach their rear flank in the armored attack vehicle
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gabe_billings March 25, 2007 10:30 AM	I don't like this mandingo fellow. I want my ObiJo back. Look at all the cool Obi & Gabe comics...
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