If you experience an erection lasting four or more hours while taking Cialis, commandeer a helicopter and fly to the island of coconut-bikini hula dancers.

Ron Perlman stars in: The Gods must be Fuckin Whacked!

I never thought I would see that again after giving up the meds.

"Okay, gently take the stick in hand...not that stick."

"it is unknown how they do it, these primitive javanese tribesman to whom a blowgun is a complicated piece of machinery, but they seem to be born to pilot helicopters.

if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours,

consult your physician.

if your penis turns into a decrative autumn squash,

call this man. 

look papa, i'm flyin'

flyin' like a tropical bird on da wind

woooooh!

all thanks to ma special wooden friend

go ebony

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relevantelephant wrote:

if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours,

consult your physician.

if your penis turns into a decrative autumn squash,

call this man. 

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ROFL, as far as I'm concerned, you win. 

bumper sticker:

THE GOURD IS MY CO-PILOT

No wonder so many pilots carry there own seat cushions.

"This is more fun than having 3 penis gourds up my tragically fowl-feathered and permanently gaped ubungi head-hunter hole! I'll give you 2 cassowary feathers and a conch shell to suck on my gourd right fuckin' now, 'cus I wanna' be even happier!"

Many tales are told of Mubusu, the first member of the Kapiti Tribe to join the Mile High Club.