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jools
November 5, 2001 9:50 AM

Hey, a variation on a theme.

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bunnerabb
November 5, 2001 11:33 AM

Not only has this thread been done, but it was done with an actual Greek statue. I'm pretty certain that Michaelangeleo's David was some Italian bloke.

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skagg
November 5, 2001 11:33 AM

i wont even begin to tell you whats wrong

but this will

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jools
November 5, 2001 11:38 AM

You get the idea. Anyway, I hadn't a clue about the other thread.

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JrnymnNate
November 5, 2001 12:01 PM

NEWBIE!

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ObiJo
November 5, 2001 10:18 PM

I always felt sorry for the little guy. Unfortunately, the procedure involved some advanced grafting.

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DexX
November 6, 2001 9:17 AM

Michelangelo, the guy who sculted that statue, was Italian.

David, the subject of the statue, was Jewish.

Getting the idea now?

Besides, the Colossus of Rhodes was a much better gag.

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bunnerabb
November 6, 2001 9:35 AM

quote:
Getting the idea now?

I ah, *gee hyuk* ah dunno, that's a purty powerful huge chunk o` ciphering, mistuh! ... *eh hyuck* Gorsh.... !

Yeah, but.... I don't think that they found King David, arsed him out of his grave, slapped some body filler on his skeleton and then asked him to stand very still. I think the model may have been Italian, too.

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DexX
November 6, 2001 9:39 AM

Sorry Bunner, that wasn't actually directed at you. Sure, Michelangelo probably used a model, and almost certainly an Italian one (though you have to wonder where the hell the "Italian Stallion" cliche came from). I was referring to the Biblical figure it was based on.

More generally, I was pointing out that the statue is about as Greek as Margaret Thatcher.

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bunnerabb
November 6, 2001 9:46 AM

Yeah.... I'm just in a goofy mood. sorry.

:- )

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kaufman
November 6, 2001 9:48 AM

quote:
quote:
Getting the idea now?

I ah, *gee hyuk* ah dunno, that's a purty powerful huge chunk o` ciphering, mistuh! ... *eh hyuck* Gorsh.... !

Yeah, but.... I don't think that they found King David, arsed him out of his grave, slapped some body filler on his skeleton and then asked him to stand very still. I think the model may have been Italian, too.


You'd be surprised. Michelangelo was a nice Italian boy who ... knew some people who were pretty influential. That David job was nothing for him. He did have to call in a few favors, though, to get God and Adam to come in for the Sistine Chapel job.

BTW, bunner, you've got some good comics; who models for you?

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jools
November 6, 2001 1:26 PM

This better?

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DexX
November 6, 2001 9:09 PM

My, doesn't that look familiar...

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Spankling
November 19, 2001 1:27 PM


Is this new?

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KajunFirefly
November 19, 2001 2:32 PM

I stood up and applauded my screen reading this entire thread, pure class!

Spankling, I can't praise you enough!

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Spankling
November 19, 2001 2:40 PM

*blush*

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itsclark
November 19, 2001 3:09 PM

"Phallic.org"?

Isn't that a bit redundant? And whose been drawing dirty pictures of me in a toga?

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DragonXero
November 19, 2001 8:50 PM

I thought it was me for a minute, but I'd never cut off 4" for a damn painting.

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DexX
November 20, 2001 6:29 AM

Must... caption... picture...

- Contrary to popular belief, length and girth are irrelevant, as is "how you use it". What girls really want is weight.

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