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skagg
November 7, 2001 9:15 AM

who can direct me to the comic to the tune of all creatures great and small where the "lord god made them all, except you" line appears

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kramer_vs_kramer
November 7, 2001 9:17 AM

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DexX
November 8, 2001 8:57 AM

I stand by my comment from a couple of months back that this strip is one of the best to ever appear on this site.

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Spankling
November 8, 2001 9:09 AM

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I stand by my comment from a couple of months back that this strip is one of the best to ever appear on this site.
I would have made the last person the little girl or pete or somebody, but it is to laugh.

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kaufman
November 8, 2001 9:14 AM

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I stand by my comment from a couple of months back that this strip is one of the best to ever appear on this site.
I would have made the last person the little girl or pete or somebody, but it is to laugh.
The thought did cross my mind to enter the recent sequel contest with a strip in which Jesus says in the three panels to three different individuals (whose identities I never decided on), "and you."

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israphael
November 8, 2001 11:47 AM

There are other lyrics.
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DragonXero
November 8, 2001 12:03 PM

LOL, that's one of the funniest things I've seen from you. :)

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Alcyonae
November 8, 2001 12:21 PM

That first comic is great! Lol. Ingenius idea. *applauds*

~alison

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DragonXero
November 8, 2001 12:22 PM

Jesus loves the little children...
What a pedophile.

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Alcyonae
November 8, 2001 1:14 PM

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Jesus loves the little children...
What a pedophile.

Lol. That's my sister's song! Don't ask... Long story. I thought I'd tell everyone just for the hell of it. *shrugs* Plus I had nothing else to post.

~alison

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DragonXero
November 8, 2001 1:20 PM

I think that's one of the most disturbing things about Christianity. That and the whole stolen pagan fish thing.

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Alcyonae
November 8, 2001 1:34 PM

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I think that's one of the most disturbing things about Christianity. That and the whole stolen pagan fish thing.

Yeah. Christianity is kinda messed up.

~alison

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fuzzyman
November 8, 2001 3:48 PM

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Jesus loves the little children...
What a pedophile.

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DragonXero
November 8, 2001 8:04 PM

Gotta love Chick parodies.

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DexX
November 9, 2001 9:26 AM

Jack Chick... *shudder*

What a fucking creep. I have never understood why such a deluded, moronic, ignorant hatemonger has managed to avoid disappearing up his arsehole for so long. Guys like Chick and Falwell give real Christians a really bad name. His tracts display a grotesque lack of research, tact, and basic intelligence. *growl* Of course, being a Catholic I am as hellbound as all those homosexuals, roleplayers, and unmarried mothers, so what do I know?

Here is the wanker's site.

His tracts are infuriating and hilarious all at once. If you have ever played D&D, read "Dark Dungeons" for a good laugh.

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descolada99
November 9, 2001 3:57 PM

There's one of those annoying "save the children" commericials where they sing "Jesus loves me He who died.." and for some reason my mind always finishes with "and he loves potatos fried"...

I need some crack. Or beer. Or both.

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israphael
November 9, 2001 4:21 PM

Space Moose can show you The One True Way.

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andydougan
November 9, 2001 4:41 PM

My pal Tinman bought an actual Chick Tract once. He says it's nice.

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JrnymnNate
November 14, 2001 6:31 AM

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