You know, back in my day we just had two asian girls, three backgrounds and Jesus, and we loved it! The girls couldn't even turn around, either. They was always jokin' around, blaspheming and actin' like little whores. You damn kids have it so easy today, with your photographic backgrounds and your props and your animals and your robots. Well fancy pictures are no substitute for humour, lemme tell you. You ain't seen nothing until you've tried to make cutting political satire using only a seven year old asian girl and the son of God. And don't even get me started on the government. Bunch of no good corrupt idiots. Back in my day, presidents was presidents. And the monkeys have stolen my pants. I bet you didn't even notice that last sentence. Kids today, with their short attention spans. In the good old days, we didn't need drugs to treat the "ADD" or whatever the hell those pansy-ass therapists are calling it. If our kids misbehaved, it was the belt. Now it's suddenly "immoral" to hit kids. It was good enough for my generation, and it's damn well good enough for this one. I swear this country is going to hell...