Unfortunately, the gyro-stablizers are not yet sophisticated enough to allow full coital intercourse without the robot losing its balance and causing massive trauma to the human partner. It would help if its dong weren't so big too.

- Tobor spies a Volkswagen Beetle across the parking lot.

- Tobor's rotor turbine as he prepares to do some serious graviton generation.

"My magnetic phallus tells me THIS way is North."

-This giant red robot wanted to cornhole me... I was scared until I realized it was powered from an extention cord.

-That's when I discovered its telescoping phallus.

"I can shoot down a bird 300 yards away with a wad of cum. Just watch!"

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"I can shoot down a bird 300 yards away with a wad of cum. Just watch!"

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"Halt. Inspector Tobor - Cornhole Squad".

-"Firemen don't got hoses this big."

And it makes GREAT margaritas!

Tobor stars as Johnny 5 in Short Circuit 3: After Dark.

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Tobor stars as Johnny 5 in Short Circuit 3: After Dark.

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Early Tobor prototypes were rejected, as his victims couldn't stay together during his rampages, even with hundreds of feet of duct tape.

(Having seen this robot in action on TV...)

"RAAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! ...very, very slowly... Hey! Slow down, ya bastard! Get back here!"

-"Hey Gabe, you know all those Tobor jokes we made? Yeah, come here, I have something to show you."

Tobor the Red-Poled Cornholer
Had a very ruddy pole
And if you ever saw it
You had better watch your corhole.

Then one shiny Corhole's Eve
Evil Santa came to say
Tobor with your pole so red
Won't you cornhole the elves dead

Then how Mrs. Santa loved him
Cuz she had always been anti-elf
Tobor the red-poled corholer
You've really out-cornholed yourself.

(I spelled cornhole wrong 3 times! It would bother me if I didn't correct it.)

Tobor the Red-Poled Cornholer
Had a very ruddy pole
And if you ever saw it
You had better watch your cornhole.

Then one shiny Cornhole's Eve
Evil Santa came to say
Tobor with your pole so red
Won't you cornhole the elves dead

Then how Mrs. Santa loved him
Cuz she had always been anti-elf
Tobor the red-poled cornholer
You've really out-cornholed yourself.

"Gosh, look at the size of his dick!"

(Is running out of dick jokes)

"Whats long and red and metal all over? My BBQ combination ultimate sex toy of course! You see baby I told you I could modify my George Foreman grill."

Have a look at this, guys - comic strip number 199...

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Interesting, eh?

Not funny, but certainly interesting. Big metal phallus, talking about itself in third person...