I remember as a kid watching all the old reruns of the Rocky and Bullwinkle show, and one of my favorite parts was the Fractured Fairy Tales, where they'd take a well-known story and warp it almost beyond recognition.
This theme for this contest is to do the same thing, only you are allowed to use any sort of famous story, movie, or event from history. Parody it, twist it up, make it hilarious. Bonus points if you take some tragic moment and make it funny.