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edoggydog
October 13, 2009 10:44 AM

My girlfreind and I had another incoherent argument for the 1000th time last night!  She's all upset because...  Because...  Heck if I know! (Did I mention it was incoherent?)

This CC is all about relationships. Straight, gay, beastial, bionic, whatever.  One thing hey all have in common is that they SUCK.  Your job is to create a comic to substantiate this fact.  Or, create one to convince me that they don't suck.  Either way, make me laugh.

Here are the rules:

1) new comics only  (but if you re-work an old comic, how would I know?)

2) 20 words or less per  panel  (I get winded reading)

3) unlimited entries allowed

Bonus points if you can work "Kanye West is an asshole" into the comic somehow.

I'll be judging in about a week.

 

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RCCOLAMAN
October 13, 2009 1:17 PM

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four_legged_tripod
October 13, 2009 7:51 PM

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crabby
October 13, 2009 8:23 PM

First off, I'd like to thank you for taking the time to stop and read my post. I truly appreciate you taken the moment out of your day to read what I have to say. If you don't give a fuck what I have to say, I imagine you've already taken your negativity and turned it into cold hard hate and to you, I say good day.

For those of you still with me, I'd like to state before I go any further that the most important person in the world to me, is myself.

Moving on, I'd like to say that I wish I had entered Choad's contest and made an attempt at winning that one, because, I do not care for either the winner of that contest or the runner up. And if you have a problem with me openly insulting the operator of this current contest, then go ahead and call me a monster. I've been called worse. One guy ocne asked if I was German. You think it bothered me? Hell yeah, it did. If you're going to post about my liberal use of the comma, I'd rather you didn't. I jsut noticed at this point that I've used too many of them and I feel like a fool.

Moving on, I'd just like to thank all the tens of you for sending me truly heartfelt fan letters lately asking me to come back to the forums (By 10 people I mean LittleRocker). I just want everyone to know that I'm always going to be with each and every one of you in spirit. Look deep inside your anus and you'll find a piece of me clinging to the very essence of your soul. We have bonded in that way, so I am comfortable sharing this thought with you. I mean it in a very heartfelt way and I'm not the kind of guy to open my heart, so please understand that I mean everything I've said above and wish you all nothing, but the best in all of your endevours. Except bigfrank, he can suck it.

/comics/crabby/476415/

/comics/crabby/476418/

/comics/crabby/476419/

/comics/crabby/476420/

/comics/crabby/476421/

Now that we've gone through all of that together, I'd like to take a moment and offer you my week 6 NFL NFC North related Predictions.

 I say the Pack gets healthy against the Lions. Look for Rodgers to have a huge day. I think it;s a toss up in the Vikes-Ravens game, but if you want me to pick who I want to win. If you want to know what my heart says. My heart says Brett Favre is a piece of shit and I hope the Ravens take it to him. Go Ravens. I also like the Bears winning a big one Sunday night. Cutler back in prime time. Watch out everyone. He's the goods. As a bonus, I'd also like to add that I like USC HUGE! So H
UGE in fact fact that I have a steak dinner at Gibson's riding on the game with local sports talk radio host Chet Coppock. He's got the IRish and 14 points. I say USC takes them down by at least 17. Wouldn't be surprised to see that margin be up closer to 20-25. 

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biped
October 13, 2009 9:48 PM

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crabby
October 14, 2009 7:46 PM

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NeoVid
October 15, 2009 2:01 PM

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Scyess
October 16, 2009 10:46 AM

I'm pretty sure all these break the rules in some way.  But in my defense, fuck you.

/comics/Scyess/475313/
/comics/Scyess/475866/
/comics/Scyess/476652/
/comics/Scyess/476653/

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Namgubed
October 16, 2009 11:00 AM

476648

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boloboffin
October 17, 2009 12:27 AM

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choadwarrior
October 17, 2009 12:55 PM

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biped
October 18, 2009 12:58 PM

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edoggydog
October 19, 2009 9:20 AM

Okay...  Time to announce the winner.  First of all, I want to thank everyone for participating.  Especially you, Crabby.  You're a peach.

Anywayzzzzzzz...  I have to give it to biped.  I didn't quite undersstand Bob and Elaine's Relationship until I read the first panel in part 2.  I LMAO when I read it.  Good job.

Take it away, biped!

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biped
October 19, 2009 2:37 PM

Thanks! 

I'm taking it away now!  Here I go!

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!

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