I know I want one.

And I didn't want to add another thread for this as well but am I the last to noticeTRIPOTRON!?

Or a whole other thread about the new Pong.

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Shouldn't there be another O at the end of Wingo Wong?

Damn. I wish I was 11 inches tall. And that doll was real.

I'm not saying a word... not a word...

I used to make my sister's Barbie and my Cheetarah (Thundercats) toy have lesbian sex, even when I was pretty young.

I have no idea why I shared that nugget of information...

I need to go to the bathroom now to.....reminisce

I SOOOooooo wanted to rip this joke off, but I figured I would post a link to it here instead. (Look for the Nov. 18, 2001 joke.)

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/getfuzzy/index.html

Tattoo Barbie will be my new home for odd links that do not fit the "I am a C.G." thread. Feel free to pile on.

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I used to make my sister's Barbie and my Cheetarah (Thundercats) toy have lesbian sex, even when I was pretty young.

I have no idea why I shared that nugget of information...

I need to go to the bathroom now to.....reminisce

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I used to make my sister's Barbie and my Cheetarah (Thundercats) toy have lesbian sex, even when I was pretty young.

I have no idea why I shared that nugget of information...

I need to go to the bathroom now to.....reminisce

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I do believe my brother did the same thing, only with ninja turtle figures and my barbies. Maybe it's natural male behavior?

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I used to make my sister's Barbie and my Cheetarah (Thundercats) toy have lesbian sex, even when I was pretty young.

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I need to go to the bathroom now to.....reminisce

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I do believe my brother did the same thing, only with ninja turtle figures and my barbies. Maybe it's natural male behavior?

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I never did that, although I owned just about all the Thundercats merchandise available.

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I also had Barbie cheating on Ken with the Six Million Dollar Man.

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For all of you collectors: I have a mint Divorced Barbie for sale. She's still in the package, has a dazzling outfit and comes with half of Ken's shit.

Please call Barney after midnight.

That joke is so dead.

no offense.

I used to make my GI Joe smack the snot out of Ken and stuff him head first into the mud. Then my sister's Barbie would come along and stomp GI Joe until his arms fell off, He had little dimples on his chest from where her pointed toes came down on him.

And I wondered why my dear old dad always looked at me with one eyebrow raised.

I'm starting to think my practices of melting stuff with magnifying glasses and shooting them with BB guns was odd.

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One of my female cousins used to always put the Barbies and Kens into bed together, naked. I don't think she really understood what they were supposed to be doing in there. It was just a thing that grown-ups do - you see it on TV sometimes. :)

As for burning (and popping) ants, I think the only boys who have not done that are those who did not have access to a magnifying glass, or did not discover you could burn things with it. If you had one, and worked it out... poor ants...

Living in Scotland sucks, the only thing I could've done with a magnifying glass was give the ants some shelter from the rain.

pouring salt on slugs I guess is the nearest equivalent.

I was a little pyro growing up... I'd pop ants, but here was the other thing that was fun.

When the parents were at work during summers, you mix a little gasoline and styrofoam and make this gooey flammable stuff you could drop on anthills or something.

I'm lucky I didn't blow myself up or something.

Ahhh the good old days....

The only thing i ever did with a magnifying glass was use it to set fire to small pieces of paper , which would then set fire to whatever else was around (other paper , long grass) , and then run away giggling like an idiot.

Of course , that was last week , and nothing to do with my childhood , which was perfectly normal.

You know what's cool- Fire AND hairspray or Modeling Cement. That way you use a flamethrower or you have gobs of glue on the soldiers and they burst toataly into flames easy!

Ants: stick smoke bombs into the hills and watch them drag their eggs to safety.

Hair spray and fire: that's a great way to change the shape of Styrofoam blocks for "art" projects. Alternately, use spray paint to add color.

There was a Bee in my room last week, I done the deodorant/lighter/flamethrower thing and set fire to it's wings, it actually spiralled around with a trail of smoke before "crash landing" in my terrapin's tank, which kicked complete ass!

the terrapin subsequently ate the bee

ah, the circle of life!

About freakin' time, I say.

http://news.lycos.com/news/story.asp?n_1.5=1§ion=MyLycos&pitem=ODD%2DSINGING%2DDC&rev=20011119&pub_tag=REUTG

I used to have knight and a viking action figures. They were huge and had horses and armor, which was pretty cool, but I never liked the smug look on the knight's face, so one day I cut him up, set his body parts on fire and floated him down a stream on a burning boat. The viking was very satisfied.

I also had a collection of very small plastic civil war army men. For social studies class we had to make a diarama, so I recreated Antietam by cutting up most of the figures and painting blood on them and their severed limbs and heads. I think there may have been one or two soldiers in the diarama who were intact.

Maybe I shouldn't be telling you all about this.

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At what point did you blow the Viking?

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I used to make my sister's Barbie and my Cheetarah (Thundercats) toy have lesbian sex.

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Once I get a job again, I'm looking into buying one of these (if it can be carried in a backpack).

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HONG KONG (Reuters) - A Hong Kong company hopes to sell signal jamming technology previously used by the military to thwart lethal missiles to block annoying cellphone calls in places such as hospitals, places of worship and restaurants.

"This is a way to enforce the etiquette of mobile phone usage where polite persuasion has failed," said Paul Kan, chairman of Champion Technology Holdings Ltd., at the launch of its MuteTone product on Wednesday.

Champion, which has modified the device for commercial use, hopes to sell the mobile signal blocking device in about 50 countries. The device sells for around $1,600.

Kan said the product, in which his company has invested about $30 million, was capable of being used in small areas and also areas up to 2,500 square meters.

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Wow, good idea.

I am one of those bizarre people who leaves a room where a conversation is going on to talk on my mobile, and I even remember to turn it off when going into movies and live music and comedy shows, not to mention planes and hospitals.

I know, I am a freak.

The thing is, if they use these things in cinemas, I can just imagine the inconsiderate motherfuckers who like to talk loudly on their phones during the movie will instead turn into inconsiderate motherfuckers who spend half the movie talking to their friends about how weird it is that none of their mobiles work...

I think using the scrambly thing in a hospital would be a bad idea. I bet there are plenty of doctors getting calls on their cell phone to come up to surgery, or people quietly using cellular modems on their laptops while they do their work in the waiting room rather than at the office, as they try to focus on other things for the 5 hours their loved ones are in surgery... and a million other scenarios I can think of.

LadyJ, the problem is not that they disturb people in hospitals, but that the microwave emissions from mobile phones can seriously fuck around with life support equipment, especially (I have heard) humidicribs for premature babies.

Mircowave tranmissions run on carrier frequencies that modulate the signal within the available bandwidth to transmit the data. The problem is, this modulation can affect control circuitry in various devices in hospitals, airplanes, etc....

You'd be better off not using them in those places.

Same reasons you cant use 'em on planes.

so instead of mobiles maybe fucking with equipment, there's gonna be this big signal jamming microwave thing slowly cooking the brains of the people in the waiting rooms?

I was told off by a stewardess for listening to my walkman during landing. Apparently it's dangerous. Who'da thunk it! Terrorists don't need silly knives, they could just turn on their walkmans to crash the plane!

I feel more secure already.

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I couldn't be more proud!

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The United States remains the sexual superpower of the world with Americans making love more often and with more partners than any other nationality, according to a survey by a leading condom manufacturer.

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I would venture to guess that was an american condom company.

A nice flash about protecting our rights:
http://www.actforchange.com/liberty/flash.html

And here's a right now, the right to be as blatantly commercial and sophomorically patriotic as we wanna be:
http://www.patriotic-santa.com/

Mind you, I only post these two things because I AM patriotic.

Patriotic Santa brings cluster bomb fragments to little Afghani boys and girls.

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Cold weather, maybe?

I suppose it is a guy thing cause this sounds nasty to me. I use bug spray.

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I think using the scrambly thing in a hospital would be a bad idea. I bet there are plenty of doctors getting calls on their cell phone to come up to surgery, or people quietly using cellular modems on their laptops while they do their work in the waiting room rather than at the office, as they try to focus on other things for the 5 hours their loved ones are in surgery... and a million other scenarios I can think of.

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