Must be one of Santa's gay little elves.

This candy cane tastes like ass.

"Don we now our gay apparel."

Oh, you wanted us to caption the picture.

Um, Tarzan just never quite fit in over at Christmas Village.

Looks like you've all discovered Adrian Zmeds deep dark secret.

Sliding down a giant candy cane might seem like fun... but then you hit the hook on the end.

What? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

Mmmmmmm, ass-flavored candy-cane.

"I finally got what I wanted this year!"

..."A penis extension for just 35 cents!"