- Ah, so that's how one gets a pardon from dubya.

*guy in background*

We should pull a switch. The American people wont notice since they elected a turkey anyway.

At the end of the day , Dubya and Arnold decided that mutual masturbation was more their thing.

"Jeezus. Will you look at the size of that cock"
"Thats not a cock. thats the president of the United States"

George W. Bush demonstrates his preferred method of stuffing a turkey.

Gobble gobble.

Turkey: Must be one of those baby corn things...

How in the hell did Adrian Zmed get into that turkey costume?

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How in the hell did Adrian Zmed get into that turkey costume?

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This turkey sure does better than the twins!

Sorry... I know, I'm going to hell.

Dubya: "I never did like geese."

"Just because you voted for me doesn't mean you can have that benefit."

Amendment XXVIII

1. Every President shall, while serving his or her term of office, at least once receive oral sex from someone displaying his or her level of character and moral fiber.

2. This Amendment retroactively takes effect at noon, January 20th, 1993.

This is the best W can do. I mean, even my great Grandpa could do better than that, and he's dead.

"Hmmm. The Bush has got wood."

Turkey: "Hey... it really is a bush!"

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"
-Rosevelt

Bush has got the big stick part right

Gobble it down bitch!