1. To you , Top and Bottom means "Mistress/Master and Slave"

2. You live in a city , but actually have a use for rope.

3. You cant watch a horse race without getting an erection when they use the whip.

4. A 50yr old woman in a waterproof coat causes you to instantly fall to your knees.

5. You keep a supply of soiled underwear in your drawers.

6. A nipple ring isnt a fashion statement , its a leash.

7. Youve watched Bound for something other than the lesbian sex scenes.

8. You rate "Tie me up , Tie Me Down" alongside "Citizen Kane".

9. You know who Betty Page and Eric Kroll are.

10. You call yourself "Spankling" on public forums.

That woman was 47!

Too bad Bettie's turned Christian :\
She was like the dark Marilyn Monroe.

Mr Perm, are you aware of the current Elvishitler-led slagging your getting?

apparently you and I are having gay sex, I only wish you had told me first!