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JrnymnNate
November 22, 2001 1:54 PM

It's Thanksgiving you know.

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JrnymnNate
November 22, 2001 1:55 PM

oh.... uh duh i just saw the other thread.

Brad should really fix it so that you can mark the threads as unread on your PC instead of just reseting it every time you close the browser. Sorry for the interuption.

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bunnerabb
November 22, 2001 2:09 PM

So it's Thanksgiving. I'm roasting a bird the size of a Sedan de Ville and I'll eat dinner and have leftovers until Hannukah.

Booyah.

Happy Thanksgiving.

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skagg
November 22, 2001 2:13 PM

and what do we have in november?

guy fawkes night!

what does it celebrate?

terrorism!

whats the big huff at the moment?

thats right, terrorism!

so do ya think i celebrated it?

fuck yeah i did!! i aint gonna miss the one chance in the year to combine drinking and throwing fireworks at cats just because of some A-rabs

we bought some special super size ones that were basically bombs that didnt go up in the air

that could be cuz they were broken

either way im lucky im not blind

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DragonXero
November 22, 2001 2:24 PM

And that you have hands.

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skagg
November 22, 2001 2:50 PM

i dont

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Spankling
November 22, 2001 2:53 PM

Does anyone else get wood watching their wife truss up the bird or is it just me. Of course she makes me do the rest of the cooking.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
November 22, 2001 3:59 PM

quote:
Does anyone else get wood watching their wife truss up the bird or is it just me. Of course she makes me do the rest of the cooking.

I get wood when i truss up the wife (or partner of the night).

Cooking isnt something that im interested in.

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KajunFirefly
November 22, 2001 4:09 PM

quote:
Does anyone else get wood watching their wife truss up the bird or is it just me.
Spankling....

you have a wife??

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itsclark
November 22, 2001 4:12 PM

quote:
Spankling.... you have a wife??
Tell us about him.

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MatthewEastaugh
November 22, 2001 4:38 PM

I don't like thanksgiving.

For a start, we don't have it over here.

And also, it causes every American on the internet, the whole world over, to completely vanish. All the websites become crap, no one is about on the forums (well, except this one)... grr. Damn holidays.

The world would be a much better place if I was the only person who ever got a day off, I can tell you.

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DragonXero
November 22, 2001 4:46 PM

quote:
quote:
Spankling.... you have a wife??
Tell us about him.

That was so predictable, but I still laughed my ass off.

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Brad
November 22, 2001 6:35 PM

quote:
Brad should really fix it so that you can mark the threads as unread on your PC instead of just reseting it every time you close the browser. Sorry for the interuption.
Getting new post tracking to work at all was a miracle, so don't hold your breath unless you want to die.

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donkeytom
November 22, 2001 6:48 PM

quote:
Getting new post tracking to work at all was a miracle, so don't hold your breath unless you want to die.

yeah

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crabby
November 22, 2001 7:19 PM

What a debut by donkeytom.

Now heres a newbie with some class.

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donkeytom
November 22, 2001 7:54 PM

quote:
What a debut by donkeytom.

Now heres a newbie with some class.



thanks

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Spankling
November 22, 2001 9:31 PM

ME? A wife? 12 years and counting strong. 2 kids. I even used to be able to claim I had a good job. And we just finished a wonderful turkey day. I got triptaturkey buzz like you can't handle goin right now.

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JrnymnNate
November 22, 2001 10:13 PM

quote:
quote:
Getting new post tracking to work at all was a miracle, so don't hold your breath unless you want to die.

yeah

::puts the gun down, walks away slowly::

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ObiJo
November 23, 2001 2:51 AM

quote:
quote:
Spankling....

you have a wife??


ME? A wife? 12 years and counting strong. 2 kids.

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wirthling
November 23, 2001 11:42 AM

Fellatia's a cutie!

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Spankling
November 23, 2001 1:53 PM

Mrs. Ling is a head taller, but you're just about there!

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ObiJo
November 23, 2001 4:02 PM

I bet your kids misbehave on purpose, just to get the spanking.

It's like a sexual Munsters. ;)

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Spankling
November 23, 2001 5:32 PM

I feel compelled to mention:

1. My children are healthy, well adjusted kids with no particular insight to their parent's sexuality (at their young ages particularly).

2. The girl is lucky enough to take after her mother.

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ObiJo
November 25, 2001 6:23 AM

Looks like she's fellating an ice cream cone.

On a sadder note, I just downloadeded that picture I made, since I accidently did a factory restore on my computer last night. *shiver* Luckily, gabe's little bout with file-destroying viruses a couple of months ago scared me into backing up about 750mb of my most important stuff, so now I've only lost 3 months instead of 15. But they were 3 good months.

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DexX
November 25, 2001 6:37 AM

You have my sincere sympathy, Obi.

Losing a pile of personal, irreplaceable stuff in a PC fuckup can be utterly heartbreaking.

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ObiJo
November 25, 2001 11:40 PM

Thank you, my friend. I felt like arse on a stick for about 12 hours afterwards. I'm downloading an extractor, winamp, and a couple of other things now, so my computer's almost back to where it should be.

Now if I can just find that rare britneyspearsfellatingagoatinAminor.mpg, life can get back to normal.

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JrnymnNate
November 26, 2001 7:16 AM

You have never had WinAmp!?

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wirthling
November 26, 2001 11:18 AM

quote:
You have never had WinAmp!?

Reading comprehension ain't your strong suit, eh?

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JrnymnNate
November 28, 2001 7:41 PM

What is that supposed to mean, you flying head?

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Spankling
November 28, 2001 8:41 PM

That answers that.

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