- Terry found that sex with his girlfriend was less fulfilling when she was stoned.
- [D&D gag] Beholders are nasty. Being attacked by one, and hit with a polymorph and a petrification spell while in the middle of some refreshing outdoor sex, is considerably nastier.
Erm , Kajun took that job from me a while back. Now im just a periodic nuisance that , when he can be arsed , posts something annoying on one of your threads.