Thank you all for getting us to the requisite number of entries so quickly. The real winner here is anyone who doesn't like long and boring comic contests.
But the real real winner is ragu4u. His entry stands a head above the rest, even if it is an ugly troll's head.
Will wonders never cease? I finally won a contest that other people entered too. Thanks for the nod! I will now take a short while to bask in the glory and will come up with another "FTC" soon.