I know tassles are back in fashion, but this just isn't going to sell.

How to fish for Labrador retrievers.

a-A-ahhh! A-a-A-ahhhhhh! (Tarzan yell)

(Not as funny as dog-bait. Good on boorite!)

I read on a site once that squirrels are evil beings set out to destroy the world. Thats a piece of shit.

Agent Bushytail descends into enemy territory...

I knew a guy who called squirrels "the Devil's oven mitts."

- ...and at that moment, when it was too late, Bushytail Bob understood that strange gleam in Uncle Bucktooth's eye as he had handed him his Christmas gift. The gale blew harder, and Bob's kite rose higher and higher...

- Why squirrels never do well at rodeos.

There's been a terrible mistake! I'm not a worm!

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- ...and at that moment, when it was too late, Bushytail Bob understood that strange gleam in Uncle Bucktooth's eye as he had handed him his Christmas gift. The gale blew harder, and Bob's kite rose higher and higher...

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"Private Squirrel, you are a disgusting fatbody! Get your ass off my obstacle course!"

Even squirrels understand the neccesity of flossing

Despite a strong advertising campaign , Squirrel Tampons never quite caught on.

He came this close to a hole in one.

Thats actually me working on a new movie.
It's called Squirrel: Impossible.

Here's some dialogue for your script:

"What the hell is that guy doing up there? He must be nuts!"