- "Oh yeah! Puny human will cornhole Tobor!"

"Cut! The shot's just not working -- I can see the wires."

Guy in background: "Got a match?"

"Help! I'm trapped in the giant vacuum cleaner!"

Geoff? Did you fill the Crane with helium, again?

Superman's first day on the job went quite well, but he missed his blue underwear.

Superman's first day on the job went quite well, but he missed his red underwear.

dangit, my stop button doesn't work fast enough!

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dangit, my stop button doesn't work fast enough!

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That's it. Lift with your legs.

The lack of proper back-scratchers caused this workman to improvise

Having insufficient funds for a realistic prosthetic head, Frank purchased a crane to use as an artificial appendage. The mayhem has never ceased since.

"Hey , you know what. Fuck your job. And as for your pretty little crane , here , catch"

I know you want to be sure that you drive the nail in, Ron, but really, a hammer will do just fine.

Bill's futile attempt to stop the crane repo man from grabbing the last piece of of equipment from Bills Rental Cranes and Shit, Inc. was captured on film by his wife just before she called her divorce attorney.

Tragedy as Joe's YMCA is cut short by a falling tractor.

Clark Kent Jr. decides fuck it. Secret identities are for pussies.

Faced with overwhelming evidence, Superman finally admits getting drunk one night and superspeed-impregnating every woman on earth who's last name started with G, I, or N.

Finding he'd accidently committed the crane to the construction company and the bungee people, the owner improvises.