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KajunFirefly
December 26, 2001 2:17 PM

any ideas?

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itsclark
December 26, 2001 3:29 PM

"Oh Frank, you're an animal."

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fuzzyman
December 26, 2001 6:03 PM

"Men are pigs."

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NastyPope
December 27, 2001 6:01 PM

After sex Sarah douched so she could have sweet and sour pork.

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Drexle
December 27, 2001 7:53 PM

Dammit, that's not what I meant when I said "I want to see some girl getting porked!"

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KajunFirefly
December 27, 2001 10:09 PM

Does anyone have any ideas what this picture is supposed to be? it freaked me out.

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Spankling
December 27, 2001 11:10 PM

quote:
Does anyone have any ideas what this picture is supposed to be? it freaked me out.
You don't recognize Andy and his maw celebrating the holidays?

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lemur68
December 27, 2001 11:44 PM

quote:
Does anyone have any ideas what this picture is supposed to be? it freaked me out.

It's a vagina. That's what girls have down there instead of a peepee.

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KajunFirefly
December 28, 2001 11:53 AM

It was the quiverring mass of flesh and blubber lying next to her that was bothering me.

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andydougan
December 28, 2001 2:10 PM

There must be some mistake. My maw is better endowed than that.

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KajunFirefly
December 28, 2001 2:53 PM

is that a hoof in the bottom right of the picture?

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Drexle
December 28, 2001 3:00 PM

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is that a hoof in the bottom right of the picture?

I couldn't tell what that thing was either until everyone made all the pork jokes. I'm afraid that is indeed a hoof.

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Mr_Kidney
December 28, 2001 3:26 PM

gruesome

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vulcan
December 30, 2001 9:50 PM

once again we see that only stupid people are breeding...or trying to

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xpac
April 25, 2002 3:10 PM

After a long career as "Zuckerman's Famous Pig", Wilbur has to find a way to cut the tension.

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Dractul
April 26, 2002 7:53 AM

"Could I order a BACON and TUNA sanmich please!"

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User #16352
June 28, 2002 11:43 PM

That picture reminds me of my navy days!

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NastyPope
June 29, 2002 1:25 AM

Figures, I cant get laid, but some freaky bitch will fuck a pig or other animal instead. *sigh*
then again, I dont think id want to have sex with a woman who had delved into the forbidden delights of the hot curly weanie

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DragonXero
June 29, 2002 11:02 AM

AH! I AM DIEING!

Porky's #20: "ENTAR TEH BITCH!"

"Damn, that thing is tiny."

Hoof and mouth anyone?

"Maw, when do I get a turn?"

And here we see white trash in it's natrual environment... OH! OH! SHH SSHHHH!! THEY'RE MATING!

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pita
July 28, 2002 11:13 PM

Facts For Thought.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home... What the...")
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste their own feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)

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kaufman
July 29, 2002 7:00 AM

> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

Yeah, but their foreplay lasts 5 months.

> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home... What the...")

Now you know about wirthling's first wife.

> Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity.)

In 2001, 97% of Astroglide sales were in East-Central Africa.

> Butterflies taste their own feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

They taste just like chicken (personally, I put my foot in my mouth at least once a day).

> A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

Remember that Cheech & Chong sketch about smoking "Labrador"? They should have tried "Maine Coon."

> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)

When you're expected to come for half an hour, are you surprised when performance anxiety sets in?

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Vaio
August 1, 2002 7:36 AM

Emma made a mental note never to sleep with a frenchman again

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KajunFirefly
August 1, 2002 5:13 PM

I just realised how disturbing this thread would be to a newbie if I deleted the picture from my webspace.

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KajunFirefly
June 21, 2003 1:47 PM

Bu-u-ump!

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jes_lawson
June 22, 2003 4:33 PM

"Carol was too drunk to realise that when her friends had told her the man she'd slept with was a 'real pig', they'd meant it literally."

It's more of an amorphous mass than anything else. That's pretty disturbing, Kaj.

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Rabid_Weasle
June 23, 2003 11:38 AM

It's so hard to find the good women when the pigs take them all.

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El_Cid
June 23, 2003 2:40 PM

The difference between the pig and her wife were remarkable.

PS: "Oh my god" kthx

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