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How about 'None of the above'? Though number 5 was quite funny, in its own special way.

More like swear off sniffing my stink. This stuff is sick.
The first 2 are demented, the 3rd is a rip-off(or at least a common joke, the 4th isn't there, and the 5th fifth is mediocre at best.

Keep the day job... and get a life.

JrnymnNate says:
Keep the day job... and get a life.

now THAT'S an insult!

Its a sad word of advice to a person with a bit of a deranged sense of humor.

a bit? i'd say more then just a bit... maybe you can take me under your little wing and teach me how to write strips with fish talking about god or something hilarious like that. sound like a plan nate dawg?

Anything not about child raping would be preferable, oh person of the elementary name.

just for you, oh person of the pink donkey raping kind...

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Better, but still lacks humour. Plus I believe it may have been done before.

I cried.

-DH1

I almost shit myself. Instead, I shat Michael Caine. True story.

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::shoots milk out nose::

i dont like to critsize arsnk but those comic's are dog shit and most of them are coppyed

i don't like to point out when people have the spelling capabilities of an autistic toddler, but for you i'll make an exception, fuck boy.

You're not suggesting that Fuck can't spell, are you?

no, i'm asking him to tutor me.

Now that assnick points it out, there may be a typo here and there.

ah yes, the clever changing of my name... you're fucking witty, spankling.

*blush*

lol this is what I love about ignorance... its funny!

I'm still crying, let it be known.

-DH1

Did I shit myself?

*checks pants*

Nope. That's not mine.

Aren't those jokes from deadbaby.com, or deadbluebaby.com, or rottingbluebaby.com?

it's something like that, I ended up there once, I think I clicked a link from newgrounds.com, it's just a bunch of sick jokes about what to do with a dead baby, believe it or not, but ArSiNiK has actually toned it down a bit, for what I can only assume is our benefit.

ill be honest, i found these comics hilarious and i find it funny that some of you guys are dismissing them on the basis that theyre sick

consider the number of sick jokes you guys have done both in comic form and in posts

these make me chuckle more than most of the stuff on this site

I like dead baby jokes as much as the next man. But those are lame dead baby jokes.

Example of a *good* dead baby joke: What's the difference between a refrigerator and a pile of dead babies? There's no refrigerator in my garage.

give the guy time

he didnt know we love decent dead babies

he was treading as lightly as you can when it comes to dead baby jokes

plus he does have comics about things that arent deadbaby related

yeah i know. It's just that, while the old "Nacho" baby joke is funny, I didn't think his were.

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give the guy time

he didnt know we love decent dead babies

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hmmm, i appear to have milk galnds in my nose thanks to you kaufman

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Aren't those jokes from deadbaby.com, or deadbluebaby.com, or rottingbluebaby.com?

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beleive me i plenty to laugh at

my life is one big fucking joke right now

are we talking like a george carlin joke or a dead baby joke, 'cause everyone knows dead baby jokes aren't funny...

i like this one

you gots spunk boy

right there on your upper lip

;)

Tasteless humour can be really funny. I am a huge fan of the now broken-up Doug Anthony All Stars, possibly the most tasteless musical comedy act to ever perform to an audience. However, you can't put up ancient gags that we all heard in primary school and expect us to laugh at them. You might as well do a comic series about why the chicken crossed the road...

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I would have to agree with Skagg here... I undoubtedly and admittedly love sick jokes. I'm not about to criticize anyone's level of sickness after my "eating dead babies on nachos" comic. I just like my sick jokes to be somewhat funnier, fresher, and told more artfuly than the ones at the start of this thread were.

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its been done (:
i would post it up but i cant be fucked to look for it

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I enjoyed passing along dead baby jokes back in the mid-70s - when many of you were babies.

What's your favourite, Spankling?

I like the old chestnut:

Q - What is the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

A - You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

...and the slightly less well-known...

Q - Why do babies have softspots in their heads?

A - So you can carry them around ten at a time.

Your favourites?

That's tough... They all hit about the same groan level. And how 'bout those no-arms-no-legs jokes that were popular then too?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs?
Matt

If he's in water?
Bob

What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him out for a drag and lean him against a tree.

What do you call it?
Don't bother. He will not come.

What's red, screams and goes round?
A baby in a microwave.

What's black and goes round?
The same baby half an hour later.

What's red, black and white and can't get through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear throughb her head.

What's green and red and goes 1,000 MPH in a circle?
A frog in a blender.

Cannibal stillbirth?

Dead Baby Surprise!

What do you get when you slit a baby's throat?

An Orgasm.

Q: What should you do after licking a bare pussy?

A: Put it back in the cradle

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What's red, black and white and can't get through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear throughb her head.

What's green and red and goes 1,000 MPH in a circle?
A frog in a blender.

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What's red, black and white and can't get through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear throughb her head.

What's green and red and goes 1,000 MPH in a circle?
A frog in a blender.

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Joecartoon.com. :)

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