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boorite
January 9, 2002 1:06 PM

Darth Mall.

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itsclark
January 9, 2002 1:14 PM

Before I destroy you, would you like an omelette?

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KajunFirefly
January 9, 2002 1:27 PM

I AM THE GAYEST SITH LORD YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE!

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wirthling
January 9, 2002 1:29 PM

- "My spies tell me that the rebels may be hiding in the rec room."

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boorite
January 9, 2002 2:01 PM

quote:
Before I destroy you, would you like an omelette?
Goddam, that's funny!

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Spankling
January 9, 2002 2:26 PM

Empty that dishwasher or I will kill you!

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TheElPaso
January 9, 2002 2:49 PM

"It slices! It dices! Look at that Jedi's head!"

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KajunFirefly
January 9, 2002 11:30 PM

I DEMAND A TASTY TREAT FROM THE ONE YOU CALL, "FRIDGE"!!

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Jabizo
January 10, 2002 6:50 AM

Mwaa Haa Haa! The Sith Lord's now hold the ingredients to control this galaxy. You rebels will never figure out our secret sauce!

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Jabizo
January 10, 2002 6:57 AM

Rebel retort: Your improper use of the apstrophe will be your downfall, Darth Maul!

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kaufman
January 10, 2002 7:08 AM

- When Martha Stewart really went over to the Dark Side.
- There are always two, a slicer and a dicer.
- "Mom, Maul is trying to steal from the wookie jar again!"
- "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Banana" "Banana who?" "Bananiken Skywalker! Hahahahaha!"
- I sense a disturbance in the Tater Tots.

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DexX
January 10, 2002 8:23 AM

- "You vapourised the vegetables again? Can't you just use a fucking knife?"

- You can't quite see it from this angle, but Obi Wan Kenobi is dangling precariously over the waste disposal unit.

- "When we last met I was but a student, but now I am the master. Check this out - although this salad dressing is delicious, it contains no fat or cholesterol!"

- "If you open the oven door to have a look, the sponge cake will flop, so stay back!"

- "You took the last poptart! Die!"

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boorite
January 10, 2002 8:31 AM

"Stay out! I just mopped in here!"

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BigEvilDan
January 10, 2002 5:49 PM

Is that R2-D2 on the left? Man, he's put on some weight.

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Jabizo
January 11, 2002 4:21 AM

Curses! Another cloke ripped to shreds! I've got to remember to roll up my sleeves when I'm working with the garbage disposal.

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MrSelectiveQuote
January 11, 2002 11:10 AM

Kajun Firefly:

quote:
I AM... GAY...!

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MrSelectiveQuote
January 11, 2002 1:03 PM

MrSelectiveQuote has changed his password. Please post an email address here if'n you want it. Or write me if you know who I is.

Whoever forced me to do this is a H0/\/\0!!!!!1111

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gabe_billings
January 11, 2002 3:28 PM

It was probably Darth Mall.

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bunnerabb
January 13, 2002 1:42 AM

Here we see young Darth Steve on a Cookie Quest just seconds before his mother beat the shit out him with a $5.99 plastic light sabre.

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boorite
January 14, 2002 2:56 PM

If you read bunner's captions while hold-right-clicking on the scroll bar, the page jumps up and down violently due to some kind of involuntary, spasmodic inhalation-exhalation.

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joshw
January 14, 2002 8:08 PM

IT DOES NOT!

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lemur68
January 14, 2002 9:39 PM

quote:
If you read bunner's captions while hold-right-clicking on the scroll bar, the page jumps up and down violently due to some kind of involuntary, spasmodic inhalation-exhalation.

Bunner himself does that in real life.

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deucepm
January 15, 2002 5:13 AM

Damn, dude, Scream 4 is fucked up!

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Bazilla
January 15, 2002 9:08 AM

- It slices, it dices, it circumcises

That's a true story by the way! So word of warning do NOT play with lightsabers anywhere near your penis.

I can see Mr. Sekective quote coming up with a really bad one here.

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MrSelectiveQuote
January 15, 2002 9:25 AM

Bazilla sez:

quote:
do NOT play with... your penis... here.

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Bazilla
January 15, 2002 9:33 AM

That was way too early Mr. now people are going to think I'm you, even though I'm nowhere near that clever.

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MasterTMC
January 28, 2002 7:58 PM

Uhhh... I think you should give him back his eggo.

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the_rew
February 14, 2002 4:34 AM

When they proposed changing "Jif" surface cleaner to "Cif", a few people got confused...

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