- Due to budget cuts, NASA has had to implement some radical design changes.

Don, the human fruitfly.

The advance check-in, the body cavity searches, crazy people with sting on their shoes... Jeff decided to give up on commercial airlines and go solo when flying from LA to DC.

The new superman movie suffers budget cuts and is now sponsored by Red Bull.

The first aircraft powered by flatulence.

- As Darren saw the ground coming towards him at a rediculous speed, he realised that carrying a black box recorder up his ass all that time wasn't for nothing, at least his kids could hear his last (slightly muffled) words.

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- As Darren saw the ground coming towards him at a rediculous speed, he realised that carrying a black box recorder up his ass all that time wasn't for nothing, at least his kids could hear his last (slightly muffled) words.

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"Autobots, transform and roll out!" *SQUISH*

Young man on Red Bull; thought he could fly; jumped out of a building; what a tragedy.

What a dick!

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Young man on Red Bull; thought he could fly; jumped out of a building; what a tragedy.

What a dick!

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Say, is he wearing Air Jordans?

Damn these new fangled underpants! Gimme Y Fronts any day...