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attitudechicka
January 22, 2002 7:03 AM

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Well, K-Mart has filed for Chapter 11. I'm not working there anymore, and I'm beginning to worry about my friends who do. They're planning on closing many stores, one of which being the one that I used to work at. Just thought you'd like to know.

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DexX
January 22, 2002 8:27 AM

But... but... what are we supposed to do if we want plastic garden furniture at 3am???

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attitudechicka
January 22, 2002 9:11 AM

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But... but... what are we supposed to do if we want plastic garden furniture at 3am???

Have I told you lately that I love you?

That's exactly what I was thinking.

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DexX
January 22, 2002 9:36 AM

That's my stock standard gag regarding 24 hour K-marts. When I found out that a K-mart near us was 24 hour, I was genuinely puzzled. 24 chemists I can understand. 24 hour supermarkets, sure. 24 hour department store? Doesn't quite sit with me. Ever since, I have occasionally remarked that 24 hour K-marts exist in case there is an emergency that requires you to have plastric garden furniture at 3am...

"Damn, it's 2:30 in the morning, and I really feel like buying a Monopoly set..."

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andydougan
January 22, 2002 9:41 AM

I don't think we have K-Mart here. But I was wondering if Poundstretcher is going to change its name to Eurostretcher.

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ladyjdotnet
January 22, 2002 9:43 AM

Stop thinking like a normal person.

Haven't you ever been on a depressive jag, wanted to buy yourself a present to cheer you up, and then looked at the clock and noticed that it was 11 pm and all the stores are closed?

Sometimes you NEED to be able to buy a plant or a parcheesi board in the middle of the night, especially when you live in Lincoln Fucking Nebraska and the stores close before you get out of work.

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Jabizo
January 22, 2002 12:59 PM

Where I live, most all the K-Marts already closed several years ago. Luckly, we have a most blessed place called Meijer that is just like a Super K. It sells (almost) everything you could imagine and is open 24 hours a day, 364 days a year. So when I need some motor oil and cherry pie filling at 3 in the morning, I'm never at a loss.

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gabe_billings
January 22, 2002 1:43 PM

Yeah, but K-Mart doesn't sell dildos or porn, so where the hell am I going to get those at one in the morning?

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Spankling
January 22, 2002 1:56 PM

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Yeah, but K-Mart doesn't sell dildos or porn, so where the hell am I going to get those at one in the morning?
You're not looking at the Martha Stuart collection. It's a good 16-inch vibrating thing.

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Jael
January 22, 2002 2:41 PM

Gabe: 24 hour pr0nmart. We actually have those all over this city. I'd be afraid to actually pull into a parking lot of one of these joints...but they are there in case someone needs them on the way home from the club. lol

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TheElPaso
January 22, 2002 4:14 PM

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Yeah, but K-Mart doesn't sell dildos or porn, so where the hell am I going to get those at one in the morning?
You could always goatse.cx yourself.

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my_fawn_has_diarrhea
January 22, 2002 11:45 PM

Well damn, where am I going to go to fill up on CO2 canisters and paintballs at 2 in the A.M. Those mailboxes ain't going to paint themselves!

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lara7
January 23, 2002 12:15 AM

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Where I live, most all the K-Marts already closed several years ago. Luckly, we have a most blessed place called Meijer....

You must live in the midwest, then, ja?

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fuzzyman
January 23, 2002 4:29 AM

Out here in the Northeast, the two major regional low-price chains (Caldor and Bradless) closed their doors a few years ago. Caldor had it's own issues, but Bradlees definitely suffered after Wal-Mart came into the area.

The only other comparable chains are Ames and K-Mart. Though I understand Target has us in their sights.

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Jabizo
January 23, 2002 4:41 AM

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You must live in the midwest, then, ja?

Yup. But not Ohio. It would've been a fairly long drive for me to have joined the Cleveland Munch.

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kaufman
January 23, 2002 6:15 AM

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Well damn, where am I going to go to fill up on CO2 canisters and paintballs at 2 in the A.M. Those mailboxes ain't going to paint themselves!
Ha, ha!

What the fuck are you talking about?

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JrnymnNate
January 23, 2002 7:59 AM

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Well damn, where am I going to go to fill up on CO2 canisters and paintballs at 2 in the A.M. Those mailboxes ain't going to paint themselves!

I've always wanted to do that, but never had the guts or guns for it.

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TheElPaso
January 23, 2002 9:45 AM

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(Caldor and Bradless)
But then who's going to keep this site up?

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JrnymnNate
January 23, 2002 10:04 AM

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Out here in the Northeast, the two major regional low-price chains (Caldor and Bradless) closed their doors a few years ago. Caldor had it's own issues, but Bradlees definitely suffered after Wal-Mart came into the area.

The only other comparable chains are Ames and K-Mart. Though I understand Target has us in their sights.



On a simaler note, most of the grocery stores around here are being eaten alive by Super Stop and Shop. We've lost a Walbaums, Shoprite gets little business anymore, there's a grocery store up in West Haven by Lowes that closed as well, and I don't recall any other big grocery stores around here(then again, the valley has everything tucked away behind a hill).

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