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SpanklingJanuary 26, 2002 8:37 PM
KajunFireflyJanuary 27, 2002 10:18 AM
Jesus had man-breasts?
TheBlairZipJanuary 27, 2002 6:54 PM
Shatner-style: "I...can't....control myself, I....just...want to...touch............them."
SpanklingJanuary 27, 2002 8:45 PM
Here is the story behind this closet case:
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/HallsOfJustice/hallsofjustice.html
the_rewJanuary 28, 2002 2:00 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen...presenting the worlds first invisible marrow...
booriteJanuary 28, 2002 2:59 PM
"Anyone know where I can find a statue of a chick with a big rack?"
wirthlingJanuary 29, 2002 4:49 PM
Justice Department covers nude statues
Pansies.
SpanklingJanuary 29, 2002 9:19 PM
quote:Justice Department covers nude statues
deucepmJanuary 31, 2002 1:24 AM
Okay, John, just ignore it. Just ignore the statue behind you with the large...fleshy...succulent breasts, their nipples aching for the caress of your tongue...the speech, John, focus on the speech...[br] "BOOBIES!"[br] NO! YOU FOOL!
dcomposedJanuary 31, 2002 1:55 AM
not a caption: with the $8 thou they spent on the drapes, they could have covered it with jesus' own hair
caption: the president had mgrown attached to the statue of his mother, maybe a little too attached
xpacFebruary 1, 2002 4:23 PM
This was his breast speech yet.
xpacFebruary 2, 2002 10:32 PM
"My plan to get America out of its milk shortage..."
andydouganFebruary 3, 2002 8:46 PM
As Rory Bremner said, "If you want to cover up tits, the attorney general would be a good place to start".
Kevin_Keegans_PermFebruary 3, 2002 11:38 PM
Im telling you. My wife's breasts are THIS BIG!