Forum archives » Caption Mountain » I just wanna rub my face in 'em!

Spankling
January 26, 2002 8:37 PM

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KajunFirefly
January 27, 2002 10:18 AM

Jesus had man-breasts?

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TheBlairZip
January 27, 2002 6:54 PM

Shatner-style: "I...can't....control myself, I....just...want to...touch............them."

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Spankling
January 27, 2002 8:45 PM

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the_rew
January 28, 2002 2:00 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen...presenting the worlds first invisible marrow...

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boorite
January 28, 2002 2:59 PM

"Anyone know where I can find a statue of a chick with a big rack?"

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wirthling
January 29, 2002 4:49 PM

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Spankling
January 29, 2002 9:19 PM

quote:
Justice Department covers nude statues

Pansies.


I can see why he wouldn't want justice looking over his shoulder. That must have been awkward given the way he's been running the place.

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deucepm
January 31, 2002 1:24 AM

Okay, John, just ignore it. Just ignore the statue behind you with the large...fleshy...succulent breasts, their nipples aching for the caress of your tongue...the speech, John, focus on the speech...[br]
"BOOBIES!"[br]
NO! YOU FOOL!

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dcomposed
January 31, 2002 1:55 AM

not a caption: with the $8 thou they spent on the drapes, they could have covered it with jesus' own hair

caption: the president had mgrown attached to the statue of his mother, maybe a little too attached

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xpac
February 1, 2002 4:23 PM

This was his breast speech yet.

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xpac
February 2, 2002 10:32 PM

"My plan to get America out of its milk shortage..."

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andydougan
February 3, 2002 8:46 PM

As Rory Bremner said, "If you want to cover up tits, the attorney general would be a good place to start".

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
February 3, 2002 11:38 PM

Im telling you. My wife's breasts are THIS BIG!

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