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TheElPasoJanuary 30, 2002 12:09 PM
"Huh?" is among the phrases that George W Bush coined.
wirthlingJanuary 30, 2002 12:20 PM
- He finally has some cents.
booriteJanuary 30, 2002 2:30 PM
...but you can only use it to buy Enron stock.
SpanklingJanuary 30, 2002 4:15 PM
Good! Someone finally cut off his head and encased it in nickel.
BigEvilDanJanuary 30, 2002 6:25 PM
"Sorry, Jedi. There will be no bargain. I have no intention of giving up my favorite decor--all right, which one of you jokers has been screwing around back there?"
xpacFebruary 1, 2002 4:24 PM
Well looky here, Asiangirl2, our quest for sucky sucky five dollars is over!
Kevin_Keegans_PermFebruary 3, 2002 11:41 PM
New ad campaign for Pretzels vetoed by Presidential Advisors.
lemur68February 8, 2002 10:01 PM
--Someone was unclear on the concept when they had the idea to design an American Euro.
--If this coin toss lands tails up, then the terrorists have won.
lemur68February 8, 2002 10:03 PM
"And W. isn't worth the money he's printed on."
JrnymnNateFebruary 8, 2002 10:46 PM
VADER: Well, Calrissian, did he survive?
LANDO: Yes, he's alive. And in perfect hibernation.
--- Vader turns to Boba Fett. ---
VADER: He's all yours bounty hunter. Reset the chamber for Cheney.
wirthlingFebruary 8, 2002 11:09 PM
Nice one, JiminyCricketNate.
the_rewFebruary 14, 2002 4:22 AM
The phrase "tossing a coin" can now be changed to "tossing a tosser"
John_ThomasFebruary 24, 2002 12:58 PM
"Heads you win. Tails i lose."