Forum archives » Caption Mountain » anyone have change for a half-penny?

TheElPaso
January 30, 2002 12:09 PM

"Huh?" is among the phrases that George W Bush coined.

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wirthling
January 30, 2002 12:20 PM

- He finally has some cents.

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boorite
January 30, 2002 2:30 PM

...but you can only use it to buy Enron stock.

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Spankling
January 30, 2002 4:15 PM

Good! Someone finally cut off his head and encased it in nickel.

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BigEvilDan
January 30, 2002 6:25 PM

"Sorry, Jedi. There will be no bargain. I have no intention of giving up my favorite decor--all right, which one of you jokers has been screwing around back there?"

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xpac
February 1, 2002 4:24 PM

Well looky here, Asiangirl2, our quest for sucky sucky five dollars is over!

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
February 3, 2002 11:41 PM

New ad campaign for Pretzels vetoed by Presidential Advisors.

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lemur68
February 8, 2002 10:01 PM

--Someone was unclear on the concept when they had the idea to design an American Euro.

--If this coin toss lands tails up, then the terrorists have won.

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lemur68
February 8, 2002 10:03 PM

"And W. isn't worth the money he's printed on."

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JrnymnNate
February 8, 2002 10:46 PM

VADER: Well, Calrissian, did he survive?

LANDO: Yes, he's alive. And in perfect hibernation.

--- Vader turns to Boba Fett. ---

VADER: He's all yours bounty hunter. Reset the chamber for Cheney.

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wirthling
February 8, 2002 11:09 PM

Nice one, JiminyCricketNate.

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the_rew
February 14, 2002 4:22 AM

The phrase "tossing a coin" can now be changed to "tossing a tosser"

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John_Thomas
February 24, 2002 12:58 PM

"Heads you win. Tails i lose."

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