I went to a taping of WWF Smackdown! last night and it was way more fun than fake fighting really has any right to be. The show is going to be on TV Thursday. You can't miss me in the crowd. I'm the white 15 to 30 year old male.

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I went to a taping of WWF Smackdown! last night and it was way more fun than fake fighting really has any right to be. The show is going to be on TV Thursday. You can't miss me in the crowd. I'm the white 15 to 30 year old male.

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Please tell me you don't have a mullet.

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Last year I went to a WCW house show a couple weeks before the McMahons got their grubby little hands on it, so I know it's a lot more fun in person. Course, it would have to be a million times better to go to Smackdown than WCW.

For that, I hate you.

I remember once, when I went to Royal Albert Hall to watch it (about 7 years ago). Bret Hart was against someone to keep his championship belt, and of course he did.

The tag team belts changed hands to the Bush Whackers, before they lost it in anouter British thingy (the beverly brothers I think)

Those were the days,Earthquake, Bam Bam Bigalow, Big Boss Man, Mr. Perfect, Randy Savage, Repo Man and of course Doink the Clown, and now it's changed for the worse, The Rock, yet he isn't a rock, Stone Cold yet he isn't cold blooded, the Undertaker has changed for the worse. And since when did HHH decide to not be the posh bastard he once was?

ARGH Aikido roxors joo

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I remember once, when I went to Royal Albert Hall to watch it (about 7 years ago). Bret Hart was against someone to keep his championship belt, and of course he did.

The tag team belts changed hands to the Bush Whackers, before they lost it in anouter British thingy (the beverly brothers I think)

Those were the days,Earthquake, Bam Bam Bigalow, Big Boss Man, Mr. Perfect, Randy Savage, Repo Man and of course Doink the Clown, and now it's changed for the worse, The Rock, yet he isn't a rock, Stone Cold yet he isn't cold blooded, the Undertaker has changed for the worse. And since when did HHH decide to not be the posh bastard he once was?

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Those were the days,Earthquake, Bam Bam Bigalow, Big Boss Man, Mr. Perfect, Randy Savage, Repo Man and of course Doink the Clown, and now it's changed for the worse, The Rock, yet he isn't a rock, Stone Cold yet he isn't cold blooded, the Undertaker has changed for the worse. And since when did HHH decide to not be the posh bastard he once was?

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Does Mr. Perfect still do that bit where he throws the footbal and catches it? or gets bullseye etc.?

Mr Perfect has always fucking rocked.

Bazilla, you talk about the good old days, yet sum up the worst "characters" that were around at that time. The Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, The Undertaker, L.O.D., Shawn Michaels, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, The British Bulldog etc... THEY were what made it good, not fat guys, clowns and guys who dressed up as police men.

I always enjoyed how "Rowdy" Roddy Piper was so unbelievable Canadian, yet still claimed to be from Glasgow.

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The obviously couldn't afford a real Glaswegian.

And we know how much they play the bagpipes in this city.

I was a WWF fan since about '93... but then I stopped watching when the Undertaker became the Underbiker... 'twas a sad sad day.

I miss Gangrel back when he debuted too... not because of the vampy gimic, but because he had the absolute best entrance of any wrestler I've ever seen. Good entrances meant a lot to me.

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THEY were what made it good, not fat guys, clowns and guys who dressed up as police men.

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No, I liked all the fat ones, Typhoon as well.

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Bring back Ko Ko B. WARE!!!!!!!!@!!!!!

HE ruled the casba, OLD SCHOOL STYLE!!!!!!!!

Uranium Fission
1938
Otto Hahan and Fritz Strassmann's discovery of fission steered Germany toward developing an atomic weapon. This motivated the U.S. to launch the Manhattan Project.
The Race for the Atomic Bomb Begins
1939-1941
World War II started September 1, 1939, when Germany attacked Poland. By 1941, the Germans were leading the race for the atomic bomb. They had a heavy-water plant, high-grade uranium compounds, a nearly complete cyclotron, capable scientists and engineers, and the greatest chemical engineering industry in the world.
The Research Effort Struggles
1941-1945
Factors including internal struggles, a major scientific error, and the devastation of total war compromised any successful research toward a German atom bomb. Unlike the American program, the Germans never had a clear mission under continuously unified leadership.
The First Controlled Nuclear Reaction
1942
At the University of Chicago reactor, Enrico Fermi oversaw the first controlled energy release from the nucleus of the atom.
U-235 Output Begins
1945
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BULLDOGS - 4 - LIFE

GO UCLA YOU RULE THE CASBA OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
WORD UP TO SCHOOLY B!!!!! YOUS MY MAIN MANS AND THEM WHA WHA WHA ;)

WE LUV YOU PIPO R.I.P.

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Mr Perfect has always fucking rocked.

Bazilla, you talk about the good old days, yet sum up the worst "characters" that were around at that time. The Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, The Undertaker, L.O.D., Shawn Michaels, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, The British Bulldog etc... THEY were what made it good, not fat guys, clowns and guys who dressed up as police men.

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I like that midget guy with the tricycle and the bullwhip. Oh, and that big fat baratone who wears a jock strap and throws herrings at people.

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By the way, I haven't gotten to see any of Wood Hogan's matches since he returned. Has he regained any wrestling skills? Last time I saw him work, he had about as much skill as Kevin Nash. The joke with the fans was "We're not booing because we hate him, we're booing the fact that he exists."

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I always look forward to times when we get things like the teams Phatu Cool or Headcheese or the Rock & Sock Connection

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I used to crash at a place called the pad by its small town inhabitants - southern Illinois USA - the north only by location. Think inbreeding, illiteracy and good-hearted people with closed minds.

So a guy named Muskrat used to sell good weed and let me sleep on the couch back in the late 70s. We used to watch a LOT of wrestling. I enjoyed Pipers Pit.

The only hard part about sleeping there was when Muskrat would bring back a maybe legal cheerleader, dose her up and play box spring boogey until 4AM. The noise wasn't kind when you're sleeping on a smelly couch.

But then he'd walk her home, come back, get me high and make breakfast. I always think of breakfast with Muskrat when I think of the WWF.

And I think of Muskrat when I think of Breakfast. ah.......the perks of living in a park.

Suckit indeed.

Due to a moment of insanity and boredom I clicked to WWF(E) Smackdown. I have a few question.
1. What the hells has happened with Hulk Hogan whole facial hair thing?
2. What's happened to his yellow shirt ripping thing?
3. Why is 123 Kid partners with Razor Ramon yet made a classic fight in beating him in 3 seconds?
4. Why has 123 Kid grown a beard?
5. Why isn't Razor Ramon as cool as he was, and finally:
6. What the fuck has happened to HHH good manners? where's his bowing and his wave?

OK, now they're singing Bananarama songs, oh how it's changed from a Police Cop and a clown fighting it out.

Blame me if you must, but don't ever speak ill of the wrestling! The wrestling is rock solid! The wrestling is sound.............where was I going with this?

D due to another moment of insanity and boredom I looked over your comics etc, first of all you made comic 50,000 not 5,000 oh and also found something that you decided to do and hope no-one find, much like myself:
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Actually I suspect he did that one to take the piss out of you.

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Do you buy wrestling videos from Oxfam bargain bins? Here's a shocker for you Baz, in a couple of years the Undertaker will start this really cool cult, where he and a bunch of goons run around wearing black and abduct people, turning them into zombies. The whole storyline builds towards the revelation that the cult is controlled by a "higher power" although, sadly, it turns out it's just Vince McMahon in a black dressing gown.

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I sat up until 6am waiting for www.theturnbuckle.com to update their "RAW Results" page to find out who the "Higher Power" was, since I had speculated that it would be someone REALLY cool.

I actually even convinced myself that it might be Owen Hart, despite the fact that he "died" just weeks before, if it had been Owen, I would probably have been so overjoyed that both my legs would have fallen off.

I refreshed the page, read "Vince McMahon is the Higher Power" and just crawled into bed, a sad, shell of a man.

Since it's vaguely connected to this, I want to mention that I just got Smackdown 2 for the PS, and as soon as I unlock enough stuff, I will be making myself in Create-A-Wrestler. Once I do, I will post the formula, if anyone wants a polygonal NeoVid to pound on.

Oh yeah, since my copy of Smackdown didn't have the instructions, could someone who does have it tell me if you can change characters in season mode, and if you can start a new season mode without losing what you already saved?

I made Tyler Durden in SmackDown 2.

And Bazilla, that thing about Descolada was just to see if anyone noticed. you did so you win the kick in the nuts.

It's Descolada99b

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Didn't make a version of myself yet, but I did one of Gabe, for no good reason other than that the phrase "Billings 3:16 says 'I am a colossal geek!'" came to mind. So here's Stone Drunk Gabe Billings...

Head: Basic, Stone Cold
Lower: Basic, Buchanan
Upper:T shirt 6/2, length 81 var 194 shade 128 bright 128
Hands: 15/15

Change mass of head to 117, all others to 120
Entrance movie: Billy Gunn (it'd be perfect if it didn't have the word "man" in the lyrics), entrance move: Shout 1
Win pose: From the top
Stance: Mystery 1
Moves: Unknown U

I made some taunts for him, but I can't post em at the moment.

Here you go, Gabe's special taunts...

Drunken Bastard
Bases: Walk 15, Walk 15
Modify Upper:
Slot 15, #388
18, #389
22, #390
uh, I think it's 25, #391
30, #388
Mod Lower: Dance 12, Fight 4

Not In the Face!
Bases: Walk 5, Other 31
Mod Upper:
4, #207
7, #115
11, #207
13, #135
15 & 16, #419
18, #234
21, #246
24, #234
27, #246
30, #305

Next up, I'll probably make Kaufman and Spankling.

It wasn't easy, but I put together a fairly (in)decent Spankling.

Spankling
light heavyweight

Nose 31/2
Eyes 37 brightness 92
Mouth 108
Muscle type 3
Wristband 8 bright 88
Accessory 23 bright 100
Elbow pad 10 bright 68
Undies 2 bright 52
Shoes 5 bright 116
Accessory 8 Bright 32
Skin 1
Height 617
Head Mass: 125
Thigh Mass: 95
All other masses: 100
Moves: Unknown V
Entrance movie: Gangrel

Gabe now holds the Intercontinental belt, and had the Hardcore belt until Joey Abs beat him out for it. The Colossal Geeks are tag team champs, too.

Oh yeah:
Stable: The Colossal Geeks
Entrance Movie: D-X
Move: Happening

Damn, I wish I had some way to take screenshots of this game. I would have loved to show you all the scene where Gabe bashed Edge's head with a pipe.

I very much wish I could play this game.

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And now, what no one has been waiting for... NeoVid!

Nose 11/1
Eyes 37 v201 b96
Mouth 70
Hair 31 s140 b88
Long hair 34 b0
Facial hair 21 b180 s120
Glasses 17 s0 b116
Tshirt 18 l80 b0 Accessory 79 v255 s194 b84
Jacket 19 v135 s135 b100
Hands 7 b100
Pants 53 b156
Shoes 5 s172 b144
Belt 10 b100
Mass of everything except head and waist: 135
Height 634
Entrance: Blackman/Aiming a camera... or maybe Matt Hardy
Taunts: Scotty 2, Sexay 1
Win pose: Somersault
Stance: Boxing

I pumped up my Tech and Powerful ratings.
Some moves: Body press slam, dangerous DDT, torture rack, choke toss, push, various boxing punches, Lou Thesz Press 2, spider stretch, diamond dust, shaky knee drop, ab stretch, big swing. Finisher: Dangerous Driver.

Revisions of other CAWs: Lower the shade of Spank's gear and his stuff will look like shiny leather. His finisher should be the Sweet Chin Music. Gabe's finisher should be the Jackknife 2, and his entrance move Bang Bang.

Next and hopefully final: Doctor Pedantic!

Gabe won the Royal Rumble, by the way. The Geeks lost the tag titles at Wrestlemania, sadly. Edge and Christian beat them, but afterward the three of us pounded the hell out of Edge.

I made gabe and neovid. didnt make the taunts though.
there pretty good.

I always gave my Drexle character the "Gangrel" entrance in all the wrestling games I've had. It's just too good not to use. I really wish Smackdown 2's entrances were as nice as Wrestlemania 2000 on the N64, though... Just take bits and pieces of any entrance you want and put it all together... *manic chuckling*

gangrel had the best fucking entrance music ever!

Steve Blackman may have no personality, but his music makes up for it. No other wrestler has a theme by Stomp.

All of the Geeks (besides the newest one) are now #1 contenders. Stone Drunk Gabe lost the Intercontinental title, despite repeatly landing his trademark moves, the Drunk Tank and the 10 Drink Minimum.

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Having been temporarily cut off from Sky Sports, I have missed all WWF programming since a week before No Way Out, I only just got to see Wrestlemania for the first time last night.

The Rock Vs Hollywood Hulk Hogan

What a fucking match, good to see the Hulkster back doing what he does best, the fact that he was supposed to be a heel and the crowd still cheered everything he done made it even better.

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At least by watching last week you got to see Kane do the Greatest Promo Ever.

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