deucepm with Be True to your Teeth or They Will Be False to You is the winner.
Yours was very funny, A_Ch. (Splatting Spankling)
Actually, I feel bad because the one that I like very much (Sad Day in Stripcreator Land) didn't rate well in my "judging" process because it was sort of an 'in' joke. Irony, at face value, doesn't fare well in a third party focus group, I suppose.
Take note that I couldn't even shave the "honorable mention" list down to five even with the help of these outsiders which meant that I was taking this waaay too seriously.
I figured these contests were akin to Whose Line Is It Anyway? or pairs figures skating in that the show was more important than the competition. A virtually arbitrary system (arbitrary because there is no criteria and because sense of humor varies among beholders) tapped deucepm as the "winner" but, in my view, anyone who participates deserves an honorable mention.- bc