What the fuck is Gates doing with his hand?

He has a rare disease called Septalactyly which gives him 7 fingers to a hand.

Once Bill Gates masters the "sign of the devil" he will rule the world of Metal with an iron fist!

You never seen a rich geek flickin boogers at a cameraman before?

- [high pitched squeak] "Yo yo yo! I be da Evil Bee Gee!" [/high pitched squeak]

Wait...

THAT'S BILL GATES??

Then who's this guy?:

Bill gates shapes his fingers like his favorite pokemon.

Gates r0xx0rz j00!!!!1

what?

What what?

"...then you boot up your computer, and make this sign, warding off the evil eye, and Windows loads. Hopefully, it will ward off evil effectively, and all will be well. ...and that's how Plug & Play works!"

"Sorry, Mr. Spock, your salute does not comply with Windows standards. You'll have to do it like this."

[Task Manager]
- Walk
- Squint
- Internet Explorer
- Left Hand (not responding)
- Breathe
- Digest
- Flatulence
- Defend Monopolistic Practices
- Make $$$$
- Think About That Bridge Hand From Last Night

Mr. Gates' last thought was that maybe he shouldn't have put on the Blue Suit of Death.

"It looks like you are trying to break up my company. How may I hinder you?"

Pure gold, Ken. *laugh*

- Bill tries to count on one hand just how many continents he can afford to buy. Obviously one hand is insufficient.

67056

I like... can we keep this one?

Feelin' lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Sure. Have fun.

"I'm wearing a Slayer shirt underneath my dress shirt"

I'm wearing a dress under my slayer shirt.

Pull my finger...