"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"I mean, so... I'm like *this*, you know? Ass in the air. And the Babe is just SPANKING my hams, you see? So I says...."

- *thud!* "Where the fuck did I leave my wheelchair?"

- "Yowch! I'm gonna have to buy me a donkey that don't kick so dang hard..."

- The new offshoot of breakdancing - broken-hip dancing.

"I tell ya Jimmy, I used to be able to get it in my mouth when I was a lad."

From Red Zone Cuba MST3K-

"Get down, boogyman! Play that funky music!"

"my dream is to walk around australia on my shoulders"

Weebles are back! Featuring new characters, including old man Weeble...who wobbles and does fall down!

Now take a deep look. With examples like this, is it any wonder that the Dodger infield had a .319 fielding percentage through the 80s?

"Zombie Lasorda unsuccessfully tries to rise from the grave."

Dammit, I posted that caption before the crash, and it wasn't here when I checked now... well, repeat time...

Damn, I've fallen and I can't reach my beer!

"This makes my hemorrhoids bleed back into my head so's I can think again."

Three months later and still in traction, Tommy makes the unpleasant discovery that he`d been holding the enema instructions upside down.

Though he never told a soul, in that moment Tommy Lasorda saw God. And the dick was laughing.

Little known was Orel Herschiser`s bullying of his manager.

\"I hope nobody`s seeing this.\"

Oh, sure. The hotfoot`s all fun and games till the seizures start.

Fearing their beloved ex-manager had injured himself, the Dodgers forfeit the game in the 4th to be by his bedside. That made for a close game, with the Dodgers holding on for a 4-3 win over the Cubs.

`Oh look, it's Mr. Dodger Blue himself.`

"Watch me guys, I'll light it this time!! I SWEAR!"

No I swear! I won tons of breakdancing competitions back in the day... check this out!

If the Ultra Slim-Fast Plan can let me twerk it like this, then I just need some Viagra to do that thing I read about Marilyn Manson and stuff...

And the award for SICKEST thing on here:

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"This makes my hemorrhoids bleed back into my head so's I can think again."

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