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the_rew
May 20, 2002 3:16 AM

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fuzzyman
May 20, 2002 1:59 PM

New from the makers of RealDoll, it's RealRobot! Totally washable, with twelve (count 'em!) TWELVE delightful orifices!

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JrnymnNate
May 20, 2002 2:12 PM

Johnny V continues on the path set by Data by adding hair to his body.

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Scyess
May 20, 2002 5:14 PM

Leroy welcomed questions about why he'd put hair on his robot, because it drew attention away from why he'd given it nipples.

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ObiJo
May 24, 2002 2:28 AM

Whether it was due to the economic recession, or sending the factory to Mexico, I`m not sure. Whatever the reason, the Hal10000 didn`t live up to the quality of its predecessor.

We got the David Spade lineup ready, Sarge.

The robot from Short Circuit and David Spade are revealed as next week`s Where are They Now duo.

Though it was little more than a pocket calculator, Tim still was able to get aroused when he did the Tasha-Data roleplaying.

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DexX
May 24, 2002 8:57 AM

"Listen, robot - I suppose I can forgive you for spying on my girlfriend and me having sex. I programmed you to be curious, after all. However, why exactly did you webcast it as a pay-per-view event?"

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Professor_Murda
June 16, 2002 12:16 AM

"Once he reached middle-age, Richard D. James of Aphex Twin moved on to working in Advanced Robotics...though he still retained his demented sense of humor..."

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NastyPope
June 21, 2002 11:41 AM

A paparazzi picture of Mick Jagger and his new wife Bitsy.

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voidweller
June 23, 2002 8:04 AM

"About the hair, boss. You do realize I'm going to go on a robotic rampage of death, horror, and dismemberment now, don't you?"

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DragonXero
June 24, 2002 12:34 PM

At last! Barbara Bush's REAL face is revealed.

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jools
July 9, 2002 1:33 PM

"Someone... Kill me..."

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JrnymnNate
July 9, 2002 7:57 PM

This is like some sitcom... we get all the shady characters to return.

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jools
July 9, 2002 8:21 PM

Indeed.

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Solax
August 3, 2002 12:58 PM

Seen here with his plastic surgeon, Ira Skinner, at a press conference, Michael Jackson attempts to stem the unanimous public outrage from people who feel tht he is now completely insane. Has Michael gone too far this time? Find out on the next episode of Battlebots.

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hipperthanu
August 20, 2002 2:07 AM

A blue haired fellow and his robot friend.

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