Oops, made a spelling error!

I prefere guiness, but budwieser payed me alot of money for that.

The Pepsi Challenge was only the beginning...

Anyone know how to get squirrel puke out of a bird feeder?

This guy took your daughter to the prom.

The forest concert didn't go too well... Jack the bird broke his banjo, Robbie the Badger lost his voice, and Billy the Squirrel ate his improvised drum kit sticks

Conker Junior.

In learning to use straws, squirrels jump another rung up on the evolutionary ladder, moving past Mississippians.

I don't care if it's free, it still sucks.

"Dangit, where are those freakin' Beer Nuts I keep hearing about?"

This week on Behind The Music: They combined old and new sounds to create a harmonious whole. Soon, however, their ship washed up on the twin rocks of drugs and alcoholism. Emmet Otter's Jug-Band: Behind The Music.

This just isn't working. I need the old Stone Cold back!