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DexX
July 29, 2002 10:46 AM

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Mr_Jass
July 29, 2002 10:54 AM

Of course the car salesman advertised it as "like new."

Several car manufacturers are giving aluminum foil a stab. While the foil cars are slower and weaker, it seems to be strangely popular amongst the Mr. Potato Head family.

"I'd like to install an air conditioner in my car..."

Scene from the up-coming movie Dude, What's My Car?

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TheBlairZip
July 29, 2002 12:32 PM

"Sure, we can just buff that out..."

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Scyess
July 29, 2002 12:34 PM

"When they arrived, no one could figure out exactly how long Bernard had been ramming the car with his head, but the general consensus was 'a pretty darned long time.'"

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boorite
July 29, 2002 12:45 PM

Goddam valets. That's the last time I'm parking here.

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itsclark
July 29, 2002 1:11 PM

As your insurance adjuster, I'd say you have about $40 worth of damage here.

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PhreakyChinchilla
July 29, 2002 1:26 PM

Hunchback Auto Parts: For all your Automotive and Bell Tower needs.

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JrnymnNate
July 29, 2002 3:31 PM

scroe!

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DexX
July 29, 2002 8:46 PM

(I just love the shape of that "dent". Reminds me of Akira.)

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jools
July 30, 2002 7:46 AM

"Stop messing with my head!"

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ladyjdotnet
July 31, 2002 5:40 AM

From how far back do you have to start running to do that much damage with a human head?

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DexX
July 31, 2002 8:05 AM

I don't know, but he must have been wearing a fucking huge crash helmet...

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User #16352
July 31, 2002 8:37 AM

Damn squirrel!

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User #16352
July 31, 2002 8:37 AM

Damn squirrel!

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kaufman
July 31, 2002 8:46 AM

In the remake, Bambi gets revenge on his mother's killer.

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DexX
July 31, 2002 9:34 AM

Harold checked the damage to his car while the dalek called its insurance company.

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Solax
August 3, 2002 12:28 PM

Detroit - It seems that GM's new concept car, based on "wearable transportation" has presented a few major dents to iron out! The weight factor is still a major problem for the company. An engineer is seen here getting ready to retrofit this space-age concept vehicle with the suspenders-belt-elastic option. "Yeah, if she looses a few more pounds, we can solve the parking shortage forever! he said."

AND

"See! That's what I was trying to tell you! Krell steel HAS to be six inches thick or its softer than marshmallows ... doh!"

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pita
August 7, 2002 6:54 AM

"Mommy, Mommy, I can see myself!"

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evil_d
August 7, 2002 1:04 PM

"Sorry, I just got really hungry."

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deucepm
August 10, 2002 2:23 AM

"Puny vehicle with poorly reinforced frame! Hulk smash!"

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JrnymnNate
August 10, 2002 7:50 AM

The metal plate in Steve's head seemed to have developed magnetic force.

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Shadow_Artist
August 10, 2002 9:42 AM

After unlocking the woodpecker within him, Officer Jack decided that his car would make the perfect home...

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Drexle
August 10, 2002 10:03 AM

And that folks, was the Headbutt of Harm! Anyone want a personal sample?

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DragonXero
August 16, 2002 5:29 AM

Watch as this unknowing man walks toward the open mouth of the car beast. What he doesn't know is the car beast will crush the life out of him when he gets a little closer.
This should be good.

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Shadow_Artist
August 17, 2002 4:21 AM

After closer inspection, Officer Steve confirmed that the car in question had indeed been 'hit by something really hard'...

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hipperthanu
August 20, 2002 2:04 AM

Unfortunetly for Tim, he'd left his Edy's Ice Cream in the front seat and that damned old woman had gone after it.

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punkrockskaboy
August 20, 2002 5:43 PM

Woman: Is it still driveable?
Mechanic: I am gonna have to say negative on that one...

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the_rew
August 23, 2002 6:15 AM

"Shit! My beautiful steel drum! How did it get stuck to this car?!"

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