Well since it was a doctor themed strip that won me the last contest (and that I'm lazy and haven't given this much thought) I've decided to continue the idea into this competition...

The strip must contain at least one patient complaining about a problem to one doctor/nurse. That's the basic premise anyway. It doesn't have to take the form of a "Doctor Doctor!" joke. I'm trying to make the competition free, and pretty much unrestricted (They work better that way). Just as long as it has something to do with doctors, illness, hospitals etc.

Restrictions:

1) You cannot use the scientist (from the DexX artwork) as a doctor. The most unlikely choices for doctors are best.

2) One of the characters must use a line from the song "Bohemian Rhapsody" (try and make it fit in as well as you can...don't just slot it in randomly)

3) No one must be surferring from a severe Cornholing.

That's about it. Series are welcome. Judging will be Tuesday 12pm SC time.

Good luck!

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3) No one must be surferring from a severe Cornholing.

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84238
Got the CC Number totally wrong.

84240

84243
84244
84248
84246
84249

This is a hard one.

84251

The dialogue in the last panel is from the song. Also, the title is from the song.
(Smarmulus in a Captain Obvious mode)

84253

Please note: He is not getting cornholed, just poked in the ass with a red-hot pitchfork. By a demon.

Bazilla! You should have called that one Bohemian HMO! DAMN! Next time, call me first.

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Bazilla! You should have called that one Bohemian HMO! DAMN! Next time, call me first.

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Nah.

84254

I feel stupid.

/me thinks "Must go download Bohemian Rhapsody."

84262

84265

84264

Non-compliant...

84266

...unless one of those high notes in Bohemian Rhapsody could be thought of as being "AAARGH!!!"

84268

84287

84293

Non-compliant, for its own sake:
84306

And compliant, because I can:
84309

/benny/

8432184323

84376

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I've just realiesed my last entry isn't rules-compliant!

What a fool I am!

Oh well, I guess this means I AIN'T NOBODY'S BITCH! either...

84382

84385
84387

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I've just realiesed my last entry isn't rules-compliant!

What a fool I am!

Oh well, I guess this means I AIN'T NOBODY'S BITCH! either...

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84450

I know. It sucks. Leave me alone. I haven't entered one of these competitions in months.

84455

84500

Here's an attempt...I guess

84543

#2

84545

#3

84550

84565

/benny/

84581

84583

84584
84587

End Contest.

84588

if it is a pun war you want, a pun war you shall have.

84590

84591

...and i'm spent.

84593

I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule.

...and in return for your kindness, lara, i dedicate this one to you:

84605

on second thought, perhaps i should dedicate one of the others to you (:

84613
84614

I screwed the first one's number up. It's meant to be Entry 6, but you knew that, right?

Oh, and that last one isn’t particularly funny unless you realise that Scaramouch, according to the dictionary, means a stock character who appears as a boastful coward....

84617

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I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule.

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84618

Schmucko: Year's best newbie. Everyone seems to appreciate the obvious reason (cleverness), but on my scorecard he gets bonus points for using "y'all" (and putting the apostrophe in the right place) as well as po'boy. Another Louisianian?

I will go and hide now:

84629

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I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule.

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I agree with the Senator from Washington.

Great stuff.

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