Most every section has it's own set of contests, so why shouldn't this one?

The rules are simple, come up with a long-winded insult that makes at least some semblance of sense, and direct it at a random member. The only rules that apply here are 1: You may not attack the person who attacked you first, retalliation is not going to make this fun, just random insults. 2: Your insult must be directed ONLY at the person you're insulting (no "yo mamma" jokes, in other words). And 3: For this contest, the theme is rabbits. You must either involve rabbits directly in your insult, or allude to them in some form.

Judging will take place whenever I feel like it, you cum-guzzling jizz-monkeys.

Smarm likes to lick rabbit balls while being donkey punched by a beefy, burly man named bruno.

Boorite is a rabbi.

This contest sucks rabbit dick.

Wait, I'm thinking of wirthling.

No one's insulted me, yet, so anyone is free game. Haha.

Hah.

If there were any way to compare DexX to rabbits, then the distinction would need to be in endowment. Poor man, I feel sorry for him. I really do. He has balls the size of rabbit's eyes, which really only comes in handy when he's teabagging them... a handy size, you see. Then, of course, there's the actual penis itself. Strangely carrotshaped... and coloured, too. A strange orange colouration that seems to be the remnants of a poor attempt at applying a fake tan to his genitalia in an attempt to blend in at the nudist beaches.

Poor, poor man.

/benny/

This contest is fairly pointless.

DX's poor mind must be traumatised because the rabbit he was being felched with got jammed up there, and is now dead and decomposing, releasing toxins into his bloodstream. We can only hope that death is quick.

dcomposed likes to have sex with rabbits but He can't get anywhere near them, they're scared and they run away from him. Scietists say this because dcom's arse is actually half rabbit, after dcom had a cancer removed and needed new skin no human would give it to him. everyone just wanted dcom dead. Rabbit fur was the next logical choice.

That was all true.

For lack of anything better to do, I wasted about 20 minutes creating the Insultamatron 5000 with which you can create your own juvenile wirthling-style insult. I've got too much going on my life to create witty new insults (but I have enough time to create crappy javascripts!), so I plan to make use of the Insultamatron to save time. It's rather limited right now, but I'll probably expand it later when I have more time to kill.

I actually am a rabbi.

Silly Rabbi, Bris is for kids.

As kickass as Wirthling's insult creator is, I don't think I can let that win ;)

Why did you wink at us? Did you confuse us for bugs bunny dressed as a woman again? I told you once already, that is a fantasy. Not reality based, the only people dressed like women in here are the women...or maybe boorite. But that's another story entirely. Maybe someone is dressed up like a rabbit though.

wirthling built hisInsultamatron 5000 at such a hare's pace, he forgot to install a proper grep function. As a result, it will happily spew:

The bodyless wirthling is an aardvarksurfer.

and

wirtHling is a spunkhumper.

and the like.

By the way,

Cthulhu is a boybandspanker.

Boorite is a federal smegma disaster area.

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the only people dressed like women in here are the women...or maybe boorite.

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You people suck!
I can hardly believe you'd pass up this grand opportunity to insult
bunnerabb,
the world's most insultable rabbit!
Now, get to it! : D

bunnerabb is a knob-twister.

bunnerabb wears ladies' clothing...

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wirthling built hisInsultamatron 5000 at such a hare's pace, he forgot to install a proper grep function. As a result, it will happily spew:

The bodyless wirthling is an aardvarksurfer.

and

wirtHling is a spunkhumper.

and the like.

By the way,

Cthulhu is a boybandspanker.

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wirthling is the shit stain on humanity's crotchwear.

What has that got to do with rabbits?

And the winner is...

BEDan with:

This contest sucks rabbit dick.

Wait, I'm thinking of wirthling.

Congratulations, you ass-sniffing cuntwad.

Now start up the next goddamn contest.

I think that one was a good choice. In regards to the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader thing. WHAT THE HELL POSSESSED YOU TO DO THAT? Was it your desire to be a woman? By the way, you broke the rules. You 1.) retaliated when you aren't allowed to insult the person who insulted you, and 2.) your insult didnt involve a rabbit...shame on you. However, I broke rule number 2 in a way it can be argued.

bunnerabb's mother is older than he is!

Take that you!

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wirthling is the ass stain on humanity's crotchwear.

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What has that got to do with rabbits?

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I think that one was a good choice. In regards to the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader thing. WHAT THE HELL POSSESSED YOU TO DO THAT?

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No, my desire to be a woman causes me to chop suburban ska-punk poseurs into pieces which I then shove into a chipper-shredder.

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Let's go shopping for lingerie and chipper-shredders.

I've lost interest.

What, you don't want to come with us? How are we going to find something that fits you?

I think he'd fit nicely in this.

OK ok, I'll go. But only if we can find one that provides the most painful death experience.

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I think that one was a good choice. In regards to the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader thing. WHAT THE HELL POSSESSED YOU TO DO THAT?

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My dark master, Beelzebubba, Lord of the Files.

Wouldn't that be Bazillzelbub?

Ha ha ha, Bazillabub.

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I think he'd fit nicely into this.

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